👯♀️Invite Bertie for a lap dance over text. How would he reply? 😉
James Corden: "Guess who’s been nominated for another BAFTA? Yes, that’s right, it’s me, the big dog. Let’s celebrate the win now. You and me going lap dancing. Let’s do this."
Bertie Carvel: "James? Is that you? Must be, the only big dog I know. Congratulations, amazing and richly deserved. Congratulations, amazing and richly deserved. My only experience of receiving a lap dance was possibly the most awkward and self-conscious moment of my life, but I’ll happily dance for you in celebration. Can’t come out to play tonight, but let's make a date. See you at the Olivia’s on Sunday!"
Bertie Carvel mentioned in James Corden and Michael’s Send to All challenge | The Michael McIntyre Chat Show (2014). Source: (x)
p1-4: Press night performance of 'Ink' at The Almeida Theatre, 27 June 2017
p5: Bertie Carvel as Nathan Cross in The Wrong Mans (2014)
p6: British Vogue, October 2017













