CALL OUT POST FOR EAGLE MAN
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. BIRD’S LEGS ARE NOT THAT LONG, AND THE IDEA OF ONE STANDING THAT BIPEDALLY IS INACCURATE. THE HEAD TO BODY PROPORTION INCLUDING NECK SHOULD BE AT LEAST 1:2 BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE THE HEAD-TO-NECK PROPORTION IS FUCKING 1:1…..FUCKING 1:1,,,,LIKE IM SHAKING HOLY SHIT. AND THE TAIL FEATHERS SHOULD BE ALMOST HALF OF THE BODY’S LENGTH BUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS BIRD GO T A DISEASE LIKE BRUH NO. LOOK AT THIS WINGS TOO. INSTEAD OF BEING ACCURATELY IN A STREAMLINE SHAPE, WHOEVERTHEFUCK DECIDED TO INACCURATELY GO FOR AN OBVIOUSLY MORE CYLINDRICAL SHAPE. ALSO THE ENTIRE IDEA OF FUCKING WING JOINTS GOT FUCKED UP THE ASS LOOK
I FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE AFTER LIKE FIVE SECONDS OF RESEARCH GO FUCKING SUCK YOURSELF. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE THE WING HAS TWO JOINTS. HOWEVER, THE SECOND JOINT IS EXTREMELY FAR AWAY FROM THE WING TIPS (INCLUDING FEATHERS BECAUSE INACCURATE DESIGN) AND THAT IS NOT SHOWN ABOVE.
ANOTHER GOOGLE FUCKING IMAGE SEARCH MOTHERCUCKERS. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE IT WOULD BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A BIRD TO HAVE STRAIGHT LEGS. YA HEARD IT HERE FOLKS BIRDS’ LEGS ARE GAY. YA HEARD ME GAY. LOOK I EVEN LOOKED IT UP AND NOTHING CAME UP
FUCKING LOOK SOME SHIT ABOUT DOGS CAME UP LIKE FUCK YOU GOOGLE. AND YES I HAVE CAPS LOCKS ON BUT I NEED TO CONVEY WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY BECAUSE IF I LET THIS SHIT SLIDE THE ENTIRE ECONOMY WILL FALL BECAUSE OF FUCKING BIRDS BEING INACCURATELY DESIGNED I MAY OR MAY NOT BE NITPICKY BUT FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU. BLAH BLAH BLAH ANIMATION INDUSTRY BIRD FEET FETISH
THIS IS CHARACTERDESIGNSOFTHEBAD SUCKING DICK AND SIGNING THE FUCK OFF