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As a celebration on rejoining tumbler, I decided to draw Onciebot He's probably my favorite Once-ler OC. I shall be posting more in the near future.

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the-onceler started following you

I just can't but loving how this sounds <3 (or a bit creepy imagining the onceler following me, touching my hair to test if he could make thneed out of it o_O)

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THIS JUST MADE ME DEPRESSED FOR SOME REASON.

#the-onceler #the lorax #let me hold u

APPARENTLY THERE'S A LORAX ALLUSION IN "FIFTY SHADES OF GREY."

...

NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW OR ANYTHING.

DEFINITELY NOT.

#((CREDIT TO YOU FOR THIS RAE))#the-onceler

WHY, YES. YES IT HAS!

SO THERE I WAS.

WITH NOTHING BUT A BOWL OF CHEX MIX AND A DOG COLLAR.

I WAS VISITING THE LOCAL SOCCER FIELD,

PLANTING DAISIES,

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,

I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!

OIL SPURTED OUT OF THE GROUND,

CATS MEOWED IN CELEBRATION,

AND CONFETTI FLUTTERED DOWN FROM THE SKY.

I OPENED MY MOUTH TO CATCH SOME OF THE COLORFUL PIECES,

BUT THEN IT TASTED BAD,

AND I GOT MAD,

AND I RIPPED UP THE CHECK FOR A MILLION DOLLARS,

CLOGGED UP ALL OF THE OIL WELLS,

PUT THE CATS IN A CAT CARRIER,

AND UPROOTED THE DAISIES.

THEN I WAS POOR.

...

YEAH.

THE END.

#the-onceler #((What did I just write OMG))

Okay. Hands down.

Disney's A Christmas Carol wins the award for the most terrifying, yet heart-wrenching movie adaptation of the novel I've ever seen.

I'm so glad Rae told me to check it out!

And props to Jim Carey for doing like half of the voice work. Holy cow! What talent!

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THE MOON IS RIGHT,

MY DOORS ARE LOCKED,

BUT THERE'S A KNOCK,

WHO'S WAKING ME UP?

THOSE STUPID CHILDREN CAROLING AT MY DOOR.

(I HATE CHILDREN!)

I THREW BOOTS AT ALL THOSE STUPID CHILDREN CAROLING AT MY DOOR.

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