#the-rebellious-one

[asilentguardian]

Personally, I think Bruce fell for Hal in his awkward INTJ type way that one time he said he was Bruce Wayne and Hal asked who the heck was Bruce Wayne and that was the start of that romance I accept no constructive criticism on this thank you

you’re so valid. they’ve been in love since day one.

[choraa]

Haven't seen DP for years and now your brilliant art roundhouse kicks me right back there, bless you

SJBFKSDJ I'm honoured....... 🥺

Thank you for your kind message!

[heleizition]

This merfam aesthetic is the best thing I've seen in years you are an inspiration

HIDES FACE AAAA A A AA thank u . .... .. .

[dc-aspec-week]

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[asilentguardian]

Stepdad Hal passing the kids need to approve of you that morning when he walked into the kitchen in a t-shirt, boxers (some cute print) with a bathrobe and screamed covering the himself when he found B's kids there, waiting for him and then B got the shovel talk from his kids to keep that one or else

I totally meant to respond to this I’m so sorry.

I love the idea of a reverse shovel talk!!! Jason turns to Bruce and is like “Hal gets me in the divorce”

[asilentguardian]

comparing hand sizes, then linking fingers together?

ahhh! I love this one! I do this with my friends all the time it’s great. gonna do some batlantern, hope that’s okay :)

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They’re sitting on the couch, a rare day where they both have time to relax, watching some show that Bruce doesn’t know the name of. Bruce is sprawled out across the cushions, Hal on top of him. He had taken one of Bruce’s hands and started playing with it, something that wasn’t unusual for him. 

“Your hands are big,” Hal says. Bruce looks down at his boyfriend to see his palm pressed against his own. Bruce’s hand is larger than Hal’s, just barely. Hal is studying them intently, like he’s never realized how different they are. 

“Your fingers are longer,” Bruce replies. He slides his hand so their fingers are lined up. Hal’s are slightly longer. Hal hums in acknowledgment and Bruce chuckles. He twists his hand so their fingers interlock and brings their hands up to his mouth, kissing Hal’s knuckles.

Hal’s eyes follow the motion, his cheeks turning pink.

“Sap,” Hal accuses. Bruce smiles.

“Only for you.”

[asilentguardian]

Hal and Bruce going over engagement party plans when Hal gets an idea.

"Does this make me the trophy wife?" He asks, out of the blue, making Bruce choke on his coffee.

Blue eyes stare wide as he coughs lightly at the question, confused by it.

"Wh-what?" He croaks out, finding only amusement in those brown eyes staring directly back at him.

"You kinda dodged one wedding, your second one was called off, does this make me the trophy wife since this is technically your third marriage?" Hal teases, barely concealing just how funny he thought this was.

Poor Bruce just kept staring at him, trying to form words but nothing came out.

Hal couldn't help dissolving in laughter. Bruce's expression was that priceless.

TROPHY HUSBAND HAL TROPHY HUSBAND HAL TROPHY HUSBAND HAL

This is a very good concept and it reminds me of Fake News by @viia01 on ao3. It’s very good and makes me smile every time I read it. I know “Hal hates it when Bruce buys him things” is a common trope, but you cannot convince me that Hal would not enjoy being spoiled every now and then. 

[asilentguardian]

Bruce would accidentally quote the famous Darcy speech to Elisabeth from Pride and Prejudice for his confession to Hal and lucky for him Hal read that one but it was still hilarious

I have never read nor watched Pride and Prejudice so I will simply assume that this headcanon is correct.