#the-strange-deranged-lestrange

[screw-loose-lestrange]

Rabbit, I came prematurely. Love, RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE

Rodolphus,

I am ever so sorry to hear that. But you know the saying: if at first you don't succeed, try, try again!

-RABASTAN LESTRANGE

[hardasbones]

Antoinette, I'm favoring a side salad with a vengeance. -RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE

Mr. Lestrange, 

I highly recommend the deli next door to Amanuensis Quills. They have a lovely salad bar. 

[molweasley-apv]

Tis thy day of birth and thy day of death as well, we do hope. Good tidings and good night! -RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE

[Molly stared at the letter for a moment trying to hide her panic.]

Mr. Lestrange, 

Thank you? 

Molly

[exabundanticautela]

Martin, you are quite a sinister grueling sort of fellow! I do hope you will accept a wondrous day out on me! I will bring vegetables and tropical fruits! With love, RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE

Lestrange,

No.

- AM

[exabundanticautela]

Anthony Iglesias De Nada Peru Montgomery Fortunado La Fiesta Bueno la Playa Estas Muchos Caras Hunkachunka Churchboy Friend, did you see yesterday's talk on iguanas at the local mall? It reminded me of you. -RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE

Considering what they do to iguanas in Mexico, I'll take this as a roundabout threat. Stop writing me.

- AM