Nov 2, 2023
me, curled up in a ball after the last episode of helluva boss:
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me, curled up in a ball after the last episode of helluva boss:
Drogo after the Wine Merchant: I am going to kill SO many people over this.
Dany: and I have never been more turned on in my life.
Dr Maheshwaren: Any childhood trauma I should know about?
Steven:
The Knight: *wakes up on a bench under a little glass dome*
A voice: I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter The Sting Zone with The Wyrm Tree Glowing Moth Killer, also known as The Void Baby.
The Diamonds: *create gems that don't match the desired specs, knowing they don't have the resources to continue them as designed and don't like things that don't match*
The gem: *takes form* Oh, hello--
The Diamonds, hurling limb enhancers at them:
Grimm, who LOVES his child: *arrives in Hallownest, meets Ghost and Hornet* Awww, Wyrm sure has some cute kids. Wonder where the rest are.
Also Grimm: *hears from GJr about the abyss* Wyrm, you son of a bitch. 😒 Don't worry, tiny one. You can join our family and our dance.
Also also Grimm: *returns screaming from a little trip down the well to look around, after noticing the Black Egg and realizing what it's for* PACK THE FUCKING BAGS, GRAB THE KIDS, WE'RE GETTING THEM OUT OF HERE. WYRM HAS LOST IT, WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM. DON'T FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME, DIVINE, I SWEAR TO GOD--
Hearing about the Sinclair x Delta ship for the first time like
Team 17: You know what's fun? A farm sim! A lil combat. Lol bear in a robe for a neighbor? V cute. You get a rival too! And a space robot chef? Put a hat on it! Peg leg! Romance too! Adorable.
Also Team 17: God is mysterious and cruel and its miracles are either blessing or torture to our minds and bodies and souls which cannot comprehend its terrible greatness. REPENT. We ARE Sin. SUFFER JOYFULLY. For wisdom.