Domo Arigato, Thoto-Roboto🤖

I'm here to chew gum and talk at great length about my fandoms. And I'm all out of gum. Occasional filth. 18+ only please.

[natalieironside]

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[charlon-lumi]

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

[natalieironside]

Tell them to come back with a warrant

[charlon-lumi]

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

[natalieironside]

This is the Way

[natalieironside]

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day.. 

[jld-az]

[v8roadworrier]

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

[the-thot-bot]

Me, a fool: *disconnects headphones on which I was listening to an Absolutely Filthy Audio, leaves house, gets in car*

Car: *connects bluetooth*

Deep voice from the Absolutely Filthy Audio over the car speakers, LOUD AS AS THE TRUMPETS HERALDING THE END OF THE WORLD: I want you gushing, you fucking whore.

Me: 👁👄👁

Neighbor, also leaving: 👀

My soul: *leaves my body almost as fast as I leave the parking lot* 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

Alexa, how do I erase someone else's memories?

[cannibalchicken]

[the-thot-bot]

That last one got me good.

[the-thot-bot]

Charlie: I trust everyone!

The people in the room actively lying to her about this or that: 🤥

[solardrifter]

[the-thot-bot]

I just know Stripe went home and blew Trixie's back out after Stumpfest.

He yelled "YOU LIKE THAT, TRIXIE?!" as a warning. It was the theme of the whole rest of their night.

[the-thot-bot]

Drogo after the Wine Merchant: I am going to kill SO many people over this.

Dany: and I have never been more turned on in my life.

[the-thot-bot]

Also yes I'm going to queue a ton of Helluva Boss and then vanish into the night again forever* to scream and cry and throw up about how much I love this.

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*until next time

[the-thot-bot]

me, curled up in a ball after the last episode of helluva boss:

[cheddar-baby]

just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out

[6qubed]

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[justsomeectoplasm]

“It’s all your fault.

Do you hear them? 

The screams of children?

The wails of the fallen?

The ones who taught you,

who saw your talent through,

are now locked in their temple

waiting for a fire without kindle.

Fallen king of greed

You must now sow the seeds

of your mistakes and what you sought.

Do not hide in that dark and empty vault

Because it’s all your fault.”

Keep reading

[the-thot-bot]

Pssssst.

If I hadn't mentioned it yet... I've been obsessed with Sky CotL since the Aurora concert.

[joedusky]

high school nerd and bully dynamic.

[the-thot-bot]

I should have gone back to bed to rest up for my busy day and instead I started reblogging HK. 🤷🏿‍♀️

Zero regret. 😌

[rattlesnek]

Compilation

[rattlesnek]

More

[bitchcrime]

obsessed with them

[toskarin]

stubbed my toe and accidentally did enough damage to launch myself into phase two where I have a more agile moveset but an unmistakable air of sorrow

[the-thot-bot]

*cries in murderous intent*

[nelc]

Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

[cloudfreed]

My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.

[nny11writes]

It’s Eric! He was one of my best friends in highschool!

He also does series of space cats, and one of the ones floating upside down and looking at you is based on my cat Ginger :D

The kitty herself, Ginger!

He’s a super cool dude and seeing his art on tumblr is nuts!

Check out his website, which includes an area to buy prints

You can see more of his work in general on Instagram

And buy T-Shirts too! 

God yeah I will hype him every chance I get lol!

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

(wakes up in a cold sweat) ga, ga, goncharov, member of the russian mob