#thearchaeologist

[five-fic-recs]

Hiya I’m looking for a fic where five comes back from the apocalypse and has an issue with eating food so he takes vitamins but the family thinks he’s taking drugs (I think Klaus tries to give him a self help book)

I remember reading that fic! However, I did some searching and was unable to find it -- I’m sorry to say it may have been deleted. If anyone knows of this fic, please, let us know!

Sorry I couldn’t be more help!

Edit: As @sharkneto and @screechingeagleturtle pointed out in the comments, this sounds an awful lot like There Are Stones in my Stomach and Worms on my Plate by TheArchaeologist! 

[five-fic-recs]

Next time, hire a nanny by @ancientstone (TheArchaeologist) (11896 words, 3/3 chapters)

Five in a caretaker role while simultaneously getting outrageously whumped is something you don’t know you need until you read it. Features an already sick Five going feral on some Commission agents while protecting Claire. Last chapter comes through with the comfort to balance out the hurt!

“While the rest of his family go out to Vanya’s concert for the evening, Five, still recovering from the remains of a lingering chest infection, agrees to watch Claire. He is fifty-nine, he can handle a little girl for the night.

Everything goes fine.

Until it very much doesn't.“

[ruledbymypassions]

[leftwingedmama-blog]

thearchaeologist replied to your post:thearchaeologist replied to...

I know. It’s making me itch to get one. Or, you know, like 3…

I already have 2, although one is unfinished. I have 4 more small ones that I want to get. I think I am going to get one next week. It is the silliest thing, but I NEED IT.

be careful, they are addictive. 

[leftwingedmama-blog]

thearchaeologist replied to your post: thearchaeologist answered: 26.2, “sister, mother,...

lol, you’re welcome! There’s also a rat, flames, and the scorpio symbol on his torso, and there used to be a snake on his hip, but I don’t know if he’s still got it. They’ve changed a bit over the years.

Although this is not helping with the "I want all my tattoos now" urge. 

[aspirationalbrand]

thearchaeologist answered your question: Was anyone else ridiculously happy with the amount...

YES! Me. :) It was a beautiful sight to behold.

I know, right? I'm hoping they keep her actively involved in the medical side of their investigations.