May 1, 2020
you're a creepy asshole.
“Creepy?” Daniel chuckles. “There’s nothing to fear, I’m just Daniel, you’re friendly neighborhood PROGRESSIVE(R) agent. I try to spread the feeling of safe and security. There’s nothing creepy about safety and insurance. Especially Ascension Insurance. (c). It’s our most popular plan! I guess, I can be a little into my job at times which might make me seem ‘creepy’ but, just knowing I’m making people feel safe and secure makes me soo happy! Doing good deeds gives me a pure feeling on the inside! Don’t you want to feel safe too?”