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@daniel-with-progressive
//6 people asked me for Daniel to adopt their muse.
I’m not having him adopt anyone. It doesn’t fit my narrative for this blog. I dont feel comfortable with the general idea of Daniel adopting anyone. Why?! Why do you all want this cultist progressive agent as a dad?! I don’t understand! There are better characters! This blog is a comedy blog. I’m not for rping deep emotional relationships.
OOC:
Daniel's not adopting any kids. Please don't bring it into discussion.
Like this for an Insurance Quote!
“I got a ton of them.”
“Or you can reblog!”
* attempts to touch the floof * o:
“I’d prefer if you didn’t touch that, friend!” Daniel slowly backs away.
it’s so floofy. how you do that?
“It’s all natural, friend! My hair’s been doing that since I was a kid!” He chuckled.
* points to Daniel’s hair* the floof!
“Yes friend? That is my hair!”
you're a creepy asshole.
“Creepy?” Daniel chuckles. “There’s nothing to fear, I’m just Daniel, you’re friendly neighborhood PROGRESSIVE(R) agent. I try to spread the feeling of safe and security. There’s nothing creepy about safety and insurance. Especially Ascension Insurance. (c). It’s our most popular plan! I guess, I can be a little into my job at times which might make me seem ‘creepy’ but, just knowing I’m making people feel safe and secure makes me soo happy! Doing good deeds gives me a pure feeling on the inside! Don’t you want to feel safe too?”
Like this for an Insurance Quote!
“I got a ton of them.”
This Anonymous Camper Submitted: “I’d like to give 3 shoutouts! Shoutout to @in-the-words-of-camp-campbell for giving us the insurance au. That AU we never asked for but for a few of us, didn’t know we needed in our lives. Shoutout to @daniel-with-progressive and @davidfromstatefarm for being inspired to act it out. You 3 are awesome!”
((You’re too kind.))
Soon™
Daniel was trying to boost David’s ego with that remark. In Daniel’s mind, the statement made sense but he didn’t care what David thought of it.
“To outsiders it might not make sense-” paused again. “See? You know something about the moon.” Maybe David looked up his religion and is trying to use it against him. Daniel was suspicious, he’d have to keep a close eye on David now. When he could. No David wasn’t clever enough, he thought,
“You never know, David. You never know.”
“You don’t?” Daniel pretended to sound shocked. “I have insured a lot of people under this plan I thought someone smart like you would know about it.” Daniel didn’t know David had a secret, he thought David had a fear of the moon.
“I’m sure you know about how strong the moon can be strong enough that when the light from it shines down on the earth it can cause minor damage. When in the event of a planet alinement the moon’s power gets stronger. Damage goes minor to destruction as Xem-” Daniel stopped himself from finishing that. He can’t go into his religious beliefs with David after the incident at Camp Campbell. He couldn’t help himself that he was Xemug’s most trusted prophet. “our PROGRESSIVE®. scientists discovered that. after years of studying the moon. They are certified. We only hire the best.”
@optimistic-camp-man
“Nonsense, our past is behind me,” it wasn’t that was a full lie. “I apologize I’m just your friendly neighborhood PROGRESSIVE(R) agent during the year, I can’t help it but to make people feel safe. We have very low plans and payment options , some as low as $1 a month. Camp Insurance® and Moon Insurance®.”
"Wait, Daniel, I'm sorry- slow down for a minute. Did you say moon insurance? That's oddly specific..."
Hook. Line. And Sinker. A smirk was forming across Daniel’s face. “Yes, Moon Insurance®. I’m sure you know what it is.”
@optimistic-camp-man
“Nonsense, our past is behind me,” it wasn’t that was a full lie. “I apologize I’m just your friendly neighborhood PROGRESSIVE(R) agent during the year, I can’t help it but to make people feel safe. We have very low plans and payment options , some as low as $1 a month. Camp Insurance® and Moon Insurance®.”
“NO ONE WANTS YOUR SHITTY INSURANCE!”
Daniel chuckled. “Oh Max, you are confused and misinformed. Many people go get insurred under a PROGRESSIVE® plan each day! We are the purest insurance company out there! That’s why we have a name that starts with a ‘p’ for purity. We are transparent and honest. Safety is our concern! Don’t you want to feel safe?”
Anyone interested in a deal on insurance today?
I’m going to tell you something deep, dark, and personal. Ready? Okay. I killed someone.
Daniel (via in-the-words-of-camp-campbell)
