#thebatboys

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Lucien: I can't believe you assassinated our father!

Eris: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Lucien: That's not better.

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Nesta: When I said, "Bring me back something from the Summer Court" I meant, like, a seashell.

Cassian, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.

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Nesta: The path to inner peace starts with four words.

Nesta: Not my fucking problem.

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Azriel: Okay, so get this.

Azriel: You make ten meals, you're not a cook.

Azriel: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.

Azriel: But you kill ONE PERSON-

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Nesta: Why are you following me?

Cassian: Because we're mates?

Nesta: I get that... what about Azriel?

Cassian: We're a packaged deal.

Azriel: Buy one idiot, get one free.

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Nesta: *Finds a stray cat*

Nesta: Can we keep him?

Azriel: Cassian's allergic.

Nesta: Cassian can sleep outside.

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Rhys: *Sees the Hewn City in chaos on his day off*

Rhys: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my-

Rhys: *Realizes it's Cassian, Azriel, and Feyre causing chaos*

Rhys: My circus, my monkeys! My circus, my monkeys!