#thebeesjeans

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Every conversation Amanderz and I have

Me: I live in Florida, it is warm but not hot enough to meet my impossible weather expectations.

Amanderz: That is ridiculous. It was 40 degrees colder here than there today and I was sweating.

Me: You are mad. I would be freezing

Amanderz: You're insane.

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I got up early to panic because I’m doing something new today at work. but instead I’m doing this.

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to? Listen to pretty much any Backseat Goodbye and you’ll get me. Actually, just listen to all of it (except “Love Song 1943″ and “The Hope Song.”)

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who? not really, no.

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with. Recent fandoms: One Piece, Bleach, How I Met Your Mother... uhh... that’s pretty much it recently. Pokemon, I guess, lmao. Ichigo from Bleach is totally who I wanted to be when I was a teenager. Marshall Erikson is who I want to be when I grow up. lol.

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better? My name is pretty great, I appreciate it. But it’s long and easy to fuck up.

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do? what the fuck does this even mean!!! lmao. I mean I guess I technically do identify myself more by the things I do than the things I am. I can’t take the latter out of the equation, though. I tend not to think about them nearly as much as the things I do, though.

are you religious/spiritual? I really have never found a single religious/spiritual bone in my body. Not even a single one. I respect religions but dammit, I just can’t myself.

do you care about your ethnicity? I leverage the Italian thing when it’s convenient.

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime? Backseat Goodbye, La Dispute.

are you an artist? I wouldn’t really say so. I don’t write or draw a whole lot anymore. I used to be, though.

do you have a creed? nah, too much of a burden to remember.

describe your ideal day. I GET TO SLEEP IN ALL DAY and then drink all night. lmao.

dog person or cat person? Don’t do this to me. I love them both.

inside or outdoors? In principle, outdoors, but I’m not usually out there.

are you a musician? I tried to do that, but found I have no talent whatsoever. I was pretty good with the recorder, though.

five most influential books over your lifetime. jeez I’d love to bore you all but most of the ones I’ve read in my life have been either grammar books or history books.

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same? I think about this all the time. I think I’d be fairly similar. Like if I’d never had to move to West Virginia and got to stay in Florida like I’d always wanted. If I’d gone to the same middle school and high school as Zach and Josh instead of meeting Luke and Chris. I probably would have done more shitty things in my life, honestly. I probably got a better upbringing by moving there. But as far as where I’d be now... I think I’d end up in pretty much the same spot.

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”? not lately. I mean I post stuff that I like, but you probably haven’t seen me in the tags as much lately. especially since I’m getting busy at work. That’s never been a surprise, though; I’ve been telling you guys I was gonna quit at some point anyway.

what’s your patronus? I don’t know, a seal?

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle? I mean I’m probably more muggle than wizard, but I’m Slytherin with a touch of Ravenclaw.

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else? I wanna be in Magnolia from Fairy Tail, or the Grand Line of One Piece, or Ragol from PSO. Just for the love of god, giVE ME MAGIC

do you love easily? I do, honestly. Just recently I was thinking about all my girl friends and there’s not a one that I didn’t have a crush on at one point. But also platonic love, too. I am terrible at it irl but all my online friends, I love them and I wish I had more time to contact all of them.

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order. sleeping, working, watching anime, gaming, actual dedicated time to language study. lmao. I tell more people I study language than I actually spend studying language.

how often would you want to see your family every year? once or twice a year is fine.

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone? I mean I usually say we’re on the same wavelength, but I get what you mean. It happens.

could you live as a hermit? I sort of do?

how would you describe your gender/sexuality? I’m a straight man. Not much to say there.

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”? Not really. I don’t connect my appearance to my personality, really.

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin? Much easier than it used to be, lol. But still probably somewhere near an 8 (assuming that 10 means it’s HARDEST to get under my skin)

three songs that you connect with right now. “25″ by Chad Sugg, “A Little Inspiration” by Backseat Goodbye... And I don’t have a third right now.

pick one of your favorite quotes. “It’s an ugly world, but you can smile all you want.” -”Sidewalk Sing Along” by Backseat Goodbye

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I wasn’t tagged in this but I am bored

name: Dominic nickname: Nick, Nicci, Dommerz. gender: I’m a man. star sign: once someone asked me this (I forget where I was???) and I was like “which one?” because I enjoyed watching them scramble to figure out what the alternatives were. Anyway, year of the lamb but also Capricorn. height: 5′5″-ish. 5′6″ on a tall day sexual orientation: reluctant and unwilling favourite colour: black, blue, green. current time: 8:25 PM hours of sleep: I’m not keeping count anymore, but I got a lot because I was like fuck it, I ain’t movin’. lucky number: either 3 or 4, one of those. last thing i googled: I don’t remember, and google doesn’t either, though I thought it would. Oh well. favourite fictional character: 麦わらのルッフィ (Strawhat Luffy) (mostly because I’m too lazy to really think back farther than that) number of blankets i sleep under: usually one, sometimes two. favorite band/musician: Backseat Goodbye and July Talk. dream trip: I need to go to Germany. dream job: i ask myself this question every damn day i have no idea i have no interest i dont want a job i hate capitalism bye <-- lol same, sadly when did you make this blog? around November 2009. Eek. what do you post about?: whatever my followers are posting because I don’t really make many of my own posts. what made you decide to get a tumblr: Danny, who told me I would love it here, and then subsequently quit and never came back to here. why did you choose your URL: because I was a college kid who had bad taste in things. but I keep the URL anyway. follower count: 1441 do you get asks on the daily?: no. I rarely get asks actually.

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It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these!

Most recent:

Drink: probably vanilla pepsi

Phone call: some work call. lmao.

Text: “Ok I’ll do that, thanks for lettin’ me know”

Song you listened to: "Believe" by Folder 5.

Time you cried: yesterday because I was rewatching One Piece and it was Chopper’s backstory

Have you ever?

Dated someone twice: Technically, yes.

Been cheated on: Nah, I don’t think so?

Kissed someone and regretted it: I wouldn’t say regret.

Lost someone special: yes

Been depressed: yes

Been drunk and thrown up: yes

List three favourite colours: Black, blue and green

In the last year have you:

Made a new friend: yes

Fallen out of love: only like a thousand times

Laughed until you cried: yes. because of Tanaka-kun Is Always Listless. fuck, I love that show

Met someone who changed you: I don’t think so?

Found out who your true friends are: I knew all along.

Found out someone was talking about you: no

Kissed anyone on your fb list: no kisses for Dominic at all in the last year ;n;

EXTRAS:

How many people from your fb list do you know irl: I’ve met a good 70% of ‘em in real life. Only two live nearby though. Haha.

Do you have any pets? No

Do you want to change your name: no

What did you do for your last birthday? I don’t really know.

What time did you wake up today? 9, 9:30 AM? I heard a noise at like 6:35 and checked my phone. Was probably just my roommate.

What were doing last night at midnight? slowly but surely detaching myself from the internet

Name something you can’t wait for: June 11th!!!

Last time you saw your mum: April 2015?

What is one thing you want to change about your life: I should start doing more with my life.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes

What’s getting on your nerves: how boring I am lmao

Blood type: I don’t know, believe it or not.

Nickname’s: Nick, Dommerz.

Relationship status: single

Zodiac sign: Lamb / Capricorn

Pronouns: he/him/his.

Favourite TV shows: oh man. Tanaka-kun, One Piece, Parks and Rec, Archer.

Long hair or short hair: shaved in back, really long (to my bellybutton on top)

Height: 5′5″-ish

Do you have a crush on someone: no.

Right handed or left handed: Ambidextrous (both)

First surgery: something about an infection that was irritating my asthma. Couldn’t breathe that whole, like, week. (My memory is also a little shaky so I might be exaggerating a little bit.)

First best friend: Zachary.

First sport you joined: Baseball.

First vacation: I don’t remember, honestly

Right now:

Eating: nothing

Drinking: thinking about getting a soda but nothing at this exact moment

I’m about to: make a call to my bank

Listening to: OP opening, “We Are!”

WANT:

Kids: no

Get married: not particularly, but if I stumble onto it, sure.

Career: I don’t know. My only goal was to get to Florida and now I don’t know what I’m doing here. lol.

Which is better:

Lips or eyes? eyes.

Hugs or kisses? kisses

Taller or shorter: shorter but only a li’l bit would be best

Older or younger: older

Romantic or spontaneous: either would be a step up for me lmfao

Sensitive or loud: sensitive

Hookup or relationship: relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger? no.

Glasses / contacts: no

Had sex on the first date? no

Broke someone’s heart? I think so

Turned someone down: yes

Cried when someone died: yes

Fallen for a friend: yes

Do you believe in:

Yourself: yes, just not sure where to flow that belief

Miracles: not like a cosmic / spiritual will from above but I’d probably use the word to describe something that was against the odds

Love at first sight: no

Heaven: Don’t know, don’t care. What you do with what you believe is more important.

Kissing on the first date: I have, technically.

I tag:

@bitchimightbebetsy @ellefuckingrose @thebeesjeans and anyone else that’s bored and wants to

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@thebeesjeans ANOTHER.

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? I did when I was in, like, middle school. then I grew out of egocentricism. (well. not right after middle school. but eventually.)

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? I’m not really afraid of it as a concept, mostly just things that go bump in the night. like my toe against something heavy.

3. The person you would never want to meet? umm... Donald Trump?

4. What is your favorite word? I still love the word “Donnerwetter.” It’s like “The dickens!” and I can’t handle the cute. But I also love the Japanese  一杯 (”ippai,” full, amount), which is just so cute. like. look at that word.

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? A young one whose leaves are starting to mature fully for the first time this spring.

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? “Why the fuck is my brush wet.” I couldn’t figure that one out.

7. What shirt are you wearing? Just a blank red one.

8. What do you label yourself as? Dominic.

9. Bright room or dark room? I guess technically I tend to use a darker room more than light.

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? watching One Piece.

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 24.

12. Who told you they loved you last? ??? I don’t know. Alex, maybe?

13. Your worst enemy? Every client at my job who asks me to do something impossible.

14. What is your current desktop picture? I’ve had varying pictures of Nami as my desktop picture for a long time. I probably should change that.

15. Do you like someone? Not anyone in particular, no.

16. The last song you listened to? I’m listening to this playlist of a Japanese band, AAA. I don’t understand a fuckin’ thing, my guy

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? ...Donald Trump?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? do we have to go over this for the third time

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? this is a really fucked up question, guys.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) my hair / beard.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Probably not that different. I can’t imagine I’d be doing anything too terribly differently???

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? no, all my talents are in the forefront. lmao.

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? I don’t think I have one of those. Or maybe I do. I’m not thinking today.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Ok, great. Thank you.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Food, probably.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? I can’t leave today, I’m going to a wedding

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Angel, you’re a fucking loser. Just give me Svedka vodka.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Your reaction is not determined by what the other person has said.

29. What is your favorite expletive? fuck.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? my computer, duh.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? well I’m not going to explain it here, but it happened 5 years ago.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! that’s a pretty amazing life, I hope those celebrities were worth it.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? well actually it was a particular person’s birthday just two days ago who absolutely didn’t deserve to die. he’s the one who originally got me into German.

34. What was your last dream about? I’ve been having nightmares about work lately lmao

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? I’m a good noodle.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? When I was little, a lot. Asthma had me like woah.

37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yeah, then we tackled it. Super satisfying.

38. What is the color of your socks? I’m not wearing any right now, but the last pair I was wearing was black.

39. What type of music do you like? I’ve mellowed with my music taste, I pretty much listen to Chad Sugg, July Talk, and Jpop. lmao.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunrise, but I’ll never see one, really. lmao.

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Strawberry.

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) Germany’s national team in the World Cup.

43. Do you have any scars? yeah, a few. one is from cutting my finger almost clean off with a knife.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? ha ha haaaaaaaaa.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I have no confidence when I speak, at all.

46. Are you reliable? Yes.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? “when does it end?” my future self will know what I’m talking about.

48. Do you hold grudges? I’m too lazy.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? A GODDAMN SHARK BEAR.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? umm?? I’ve had a few unusual conversations in my time. I don’t remember any of them, but I’m sure I’ve had them.

51. Are you a good liar? I rarely ever lie, which is why I’m actually a great liar.

52. How long could you go without talking? Months.

53. What has been your worst haircut/style? Probably whatever I had in middle school

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? I haven’t, actually. That’s so sad.

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? I can.

56. What do you like on your toast? butter!

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? a cartoon character I made up.

58. What would be you dream car? I love my car, Esmerelda. She’s a good car.

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. nope, I get in, do the thing, get the fuck out.

60. Do you believe in aliens? I mean, sort of? I bet there are at least single cellular organisms in the galaxy somewhere.

61. Do you often read your horoscope? no. only when those stupid posts pop up.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? D!

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons. Sorry, dinos.

64. What do you think about babies? I think they should shut the fuck up

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survey title: I actually got the fucking notification this time. Miracles.

@thebeesjeans​ 

Can you call your ex without it being awkward?: Yeesh, I don’t think so.

Honestly, are things going the way you planned?: Well. I didn’t really have a plan after I got here. But I’m here, at least. And I’m doing pretty well, considering I hate my job. lol.

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having: I haven’t really had anything noteworthy happen today. I have to wake up and go to work, does that count? (Well, I had a really good day yesterday, so I can’t be too mad.)

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?: Finished an adventure quest with Brittney.

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?: I’d be pretty afraid to do that, really. I’m still not a confident enough adult, I think. hahaha. I mean I get shit done but like. traveling abroad? I don’t know. I assume there’s more to it than I can keep up with.

Do you like the color green?: yes.

How many pillows do you sleep with?: Two. They’re super flat, though.

Could you survive without electricity?: I could, for a while, but not completely. Food would go bad.

Without saying any names what is one thing that you would like to say to someone?: I don’t know, man.

Does the thought of marriage scare you?: I don’t like the concept. I mean if I had someone I wanted to spend my life with, it’d be like, ok, we’ll do that. But I don’t like thinking about just generic marriage. ... if that makes sense.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?: Thursday. And later today I will.

Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason?: Nah. Except that it’s warm outside and cold in the building that I work in. Also this shirt holds a memory.

Where is your favorite place to get fries? As long as they’re not just like salt sticks, I’m good with whatever. I like my fries to have actual potato in them.

What is the most recent article of clothing you’ve purchased? I wanted to buy some shirts but meh. I do need to go buy new pants though.

Are there any waterfalls nearby? not that I know of? Hella lakes, though. I love the water.

Do you prefer coffee or tea? no, I do not.

How many theaters does the closest cinema from your house have? I don’t know??? Amanderz do you remember how many there were? I haven’t been back there since, nor had I been there before. lmao.

Have you ever had a pumpkin latte and if so, did you like it? I think I’ve tasted it, but I didn’t like it.

Is there an antique store in your town or city? I... don’t think so??? I actually don’t know. I kind of doubt it. I think there may be one.

Do you have a hyphenated name or know anyone with one? (eg. Carter-Brown) I know one person.

What were the last shoes you wore? my work shoes.

Do you take your Christmas decorations down before or after New Years? I never take Christmas decorations down because I do not put them up

Would you consider yourself to be a picky eater? yes. I’m pretty picky. Like I try to read recipes and shit to learn new foods and I’m just “wow but ok I don’t like this thing” so I’m literally never learning any new recipes, even though I love cooking.

How often do you eat Subway? Barely ever, but after the last time I went, I really need to start going more. Better than McDonalds. I loved it, even though it was like, lame sauce ingredients-wise.

Have you ever had a migraine? Yes. But not recently, really.

Have you washed the dishes today? Nah.

Do you have any drugs in your bedroom? just my asthma medicine.

Do you abbreviate when you text? I don’t abbreviate any more or less than I do on here honestly, I speak pretty much the same on both platforms. I abbreviate some things.

Thoughts on having sex while having your period/having sex with someone on their period? I won’t be having sex in a long time so there’s no point in thinking about it. It’s probably super messy.

Have you ever done volunteering work abroad? Believe it or not I’ve never actually left the country.

Can you stand spicy foods? Not like super spicy food. I’ve been steadily getting more spicy foods lately and I cannot explain. I just wanted to FEEEEEL~

How good are you in terms of ‘saving up’ money? I need to start spending my money because I haven’t eaten during lunch in like three months. That’s a lie. But I really don’t eat all that much or spoil myself all that much, and if I do, it’s usually a soda. All limits go off when it comes to soda, though . Even though I try to stick to one trip of soda every month.

Do you have a shower stall or a bath tub? I have a bath tub. and as Amanderz knows, it’s a dysfunctional one.

Have you been to the beach this year? Not in 2016, but within the last 12 months yes. <-- yeah same. I was there~

Do you feel like you’re the one who gives the most in your relationships? I was in my last one, even though we weren’t tyECHNICALLY together. but not in the one before that. My dating history is pretty limited.

Do you think you will be successful in what you want to do with your life? no. To be successful you have to know wHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE and all I’ve got is “hey I’m here. in Florida. now what.”

Do you read very often? I mean technically, I just don’t read like books a whole lot.

What was the last movie you watched? I don’t remember what it was. Probably Crimson Peaks. I need to get out more.

Has someone ever hurt you so badly that you can’t forgive them? nah.

Did you drive more than 30 minutes one way today? not today, but I did yesterday.

Do you pay your bills or do your parents? I pay all my bills. It’s been taking its toll on me.

What’s something you do every night before bed? take off my shirt?

Are you more of a comfy dresser or do you dress to impress? Comfy. I’m impressive as a person, so

What plans do you have for tomorrow? My roommates are having a wedding tomorrow. So that’s pretty much the plan for tomorrow.

How many bank accounts do you have? Just the one.

What time do you plan on waking up tomorrow morning? I don’t know, man. I guess when the commotion starts or when Ann asks me to help (I offered, so it’s not like she’d be being unreasonable)

What kind of car do you drive? Toyota Prius. her name is Esmerelda.

What kind of car would you like to have? I love my car tbh. I’ve always wanted a big truck when I was little but I don’t really want that anymore. I’ll keep my cheap-on-gas car, please.

Do you enjoy receiving souvenirs? Not particularly? But I’ll never turn down a gift.

Would you ever consider going on a cruise? I WOULD LOVE TO. I love water. I’d be a pirate.

What did you last buy from the store? Cleaning stuff, mostly. Had to clean my bathroom for the wedding tomorrow.

Would you say you enjoy being single or in a relationship more? Neither is inherently better, just depends on the circumstances.

Did you ever enjoy gym class? There were times when I enjoyed gym class. Not always, but sometimes.

Do you need to clean your bedroom? I do, but I won’t. lmao.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth? once.

Can you count to ten in another language other than your own? *sigh* yes.

Do you own a lot of shoes? I doooo own quite a few pairs, actually.

Have you ever shot a gun before? Not a real gun, but I have shot a BB gun.

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@thebeesjeans​

Does it irritate you when people are late for things, or do you not really care? Nah. They’ve got their reasons. Probably. And if they don’t, well, oh well. I don’t have the energy to be irritated.

Are you nervous about anything? Not at the moment.

Have you ever burned yourself while taking something out of the oven? Yeah but never too seriously.

What are you going to have for dinner tonight? shit, I didn’t really eat tonight. And I left some food stuff in my car. Eff.

Have you ever sold your old clothes instead of donating them? Umm. I don’t know what my mom ever did with my old clothes. I’ve never really sold or donated any of my own clothes myself. Maybe I should at some point because some of my shit is super old, it appeared in my memories on facebook from college. lmao.

Would you kiss the last guy/girl that texted you? That’d be a shipmate violation, so no.

Have you ever kissed anyone with the last name Jones? No, but there was a cutie in college whose last name was Jones. She was one of the first people I met at college along with Ash but we only met up like... ... ... once. lmao.

If you could have one wish right now, what would it be? I mean, technically I can have all the wishes I want, it’s just a matter of having someone around to GRANT them. <-- you’ve got a point.

Do you have any douchey exes hanging around? No. All my exes have been respectable people. Me, not so much.

Are there any hard decisions you’ll have to make shortly? Possibly.

Do either of your parents have any tattoos or piercings? I honestly don’t even know if my mom has her ears pierced, but I promise you my dad will never have any such thing. Unless it’s a Bible verse. lmao.

What do you think about septum piercings? I’m not a fan, honestly.

Does your hair smell nice? no.

Are you desperate for anyone’s approval, in particular? Yes, basically everyone’s. I strive for approval. hahaha. Not that anyone ever disapproves, but I can’t let my comrades down.

Do you have a very wide vocabulary? Nah. I thought it was a big word to say “discrepancy” today. Shame. But my recognition memory is pretty wide.

Do you wear colored contacts or would you like to try some? I’ve never tried. I hear they’re bad for your eyes, though, so I probably wouldn’t. I can’t be fuckin’ with the one sense I have that works completely.

Is your hair color natural? yes. never fucked with hair color.

Would you ever stalk a celebrity? nah.

Do you feel comfortable in a bikini? I gotta say bikinis make me feel pretty sexy.

What are you going to do tomorrow? Work. I don’t have a whole lot of time between sleep and work.

Are you a drama-queen? yes. I’m pretty dramatic. I don’t turn it into big situations but I love to exaggerate, basically.

Do you watch Nurse Jackie? I’ve never even heard of it, to be honest.

Do you even like coconut? No. Amanderz can have all the coconut stuff. I don’t like it.

Is it easier for you to see the negative or the positive? Negative is easier, both to see and to joke about.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday? I barely just aged, let me be 25 goddammit. lmao.

What woke you up this morning? nothing, almost. lmao.

Are you too hot, too cold or just right at the moment? Too cold. But I'm not miserable.

Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? As long as it’s warm, rainy please.

Who’s the last person that you hugged, not family? Ash, I think.

How much is in your wallet? A few quarters. Six of them, I think. Someone asked me for two dollars today and I’m a sap so I gave it to her. lmao.

Who was the last phone conversation with and about what? I work at a call center. So it was about fuckin’ taxes.

Do you think the last person you texted cares about you? yes.

Name something great that happened today. umm. I didn’t have to get up too fuckin’ early, I guess. ... ... eergh, wait, yes I did. nevermind. nothing great happened to me today.

You can get a puppy or a new car. Which do you choose? THERE WAS A KITTEN OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I ALMOST TOOK IT HOME

Do you wear a belt with every pair of jeans? I have to or else they’ll fall lmfao.

Have you ever been to Costco?   I think I’ve been in one, but I don’t go to one.

Do/did you have to wear a uniform to your high school?   nah. I remember hearing debates about it, like it was such a terrible thing, but also that it reduced school fights? Didn’t sound like sound science to me, honestly.

What’s your favourite flavour of iced tea?   I tend to have lemon because that’s all I know that exists? Besides like raspberry which I’ve had once, and I didn’t think it was bad but it sure was weird.

Do you love or hate olives? I actually hate olives. I’m such a bad Italian.

When was the last time you got delivery food? I’ve never had anyone deliver to this house, I always go pick up. So it’s been about a year maybe.

Have you ever visited a sex shop?   does Spencer’s count? I’ve always been too uncomfortable with the idea of a sex shop to ever go in one. I’m not even comfortable in Spencer’s.

Do you like the name Cindy for a girl? I don’t hate it, but I definitely think there are better names.

How many sets of keys do you have for your house?   I have one for this house. I still have my old house key, which really trips me up when I’m trying to open the door at night. (The outside light doesn’t work and we haven’t fixed it.)

When was the last time you saw a movie in theaters?   In October with Dommerz, we went to Crimson Peak.  <-- yisss.

What brand is your laptop or computer?   I think it’s an Asus, too. But I don’t remember much else about the specifications.

Are there any posters or artworks hanging in your living room?   yes. I have Amanderz’s blue elephant painting and my own painting at that wine place. I also have a huge Taylor Swift poster but I never put it on my wall. What colour are your underwear today?   some off dark blue color. I don’t like the color actually but it’s fuckin’ underwear.

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Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a letter P? no.

Your last relationship, who dumped who? I mean I technically did?

Do you have chocolate in your house? no, but there is cocoa powder. I could make some if I had condensed milk.

Do you have a friend whose name begins with a K? I can think of a few people with the last name starting with K. lmao

Do you think the last person you texted loves you? yes.

What colour is your phone? black, but I have a white case nowadays.

What’s the closest object to you that’s green? pencil box. or a shirt. actually my room doesn’t have a whole lot of green, which surprises me.

Which of your friends lives the closest to you? my...roommates? lmfao. other than that UHH all my physically close friends around here all live about a 2 hour drive away from here. haha. I’ve been here for almost a year and I still have zero local friends. but my roommates invited me to their wedding so at least I do have them~

When/where did your last hug take place? umm... umm.. UUUMM... AIRPORT? I don’t get a lot of hugs. lmao

Do you consider yourself mature enough to make your own decisions? I’m getting better at that, I think. or at least having the confidence to do so, or having the wisdom to know when I don’t have enough of a knowledge base to make a decision

Have your parents ever told you about their love lives, and any previous relationships they had before they met? No, not really. Actually getting my dad to talk about the past is like pulling teeth, and my mom will talk, but not for long before going off about something else. they’re good people but either they don’t talk a whole lot about the past or I just haven’t been listening. (which is possible. there are plenty of times when I think I’m listening but I’m not. it’s probably been happening all my life for all I know.)

What do you have planned for this evening? nothing really, I actually probably should go to bed after this

First letter of the names of everyone you have kissed? umm K and E. lmao.

What are you gonna do this weekend? I don’t know. I’d like to do something, but that’s what I said about this weekend, and that didn’t happen.

What would you like to do this weekend? maybe see if I can get that desk in the garage into my room. I cleaned up some of my room (aka moved my shit around) and my roommates haven’t gotten rid of it yet, so maybe I can see what I can do about that. I need to vacuum my room first.

Have you ever bought anything from an airport? besides food, yeah, I kinda had to.

Have you ever gone to court? no. I went to the court house to support my buddy for a minor traffic ticket (which I don’t think he even had to pay a fine for as a first time offender), but other than that, no.

Have you ever thrown up from drinking? a few times, yeah. I’m a light weight and I had a few really, really dark nights. lol.

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve been on an airplane without changing flights? like 3 hours? from DC to Denver.

What colour shirt are you wearing? it’s a gray Underarmour hoodie.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night? for me that’s more like waking up in the middle of the morning. I wanted to wake up at a fairly reasonable time but I was so drained that my body literally kept shutting down every time I tried to get up.

Have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you? not really, no.

Have you ever done volunteer work just because you wanted to? not really, no.

The last time you washed your hair, did you use conditioner? yes. actually when I last went to the store I tried to get something actually better for my hair than those 2-in-1 or 3-in-1 for men that are kind of like “whatever just do it because you have to” (even though that’s basically how it is) but when I picked out the two things I didn’t realize until I actually went to shower that they were BOTH conditioners. I didn’t have a shampoo. lmfao.

Has your partner ever accused you of cheating when you actually didn’t? not really? she was afraid of it but it really just. was never gonna happen.

What is a word that starts with the second to last letter of your name? Ice, ice, baby~

Do you generally look nice in photos? I’m a messy motherfucker tbh

Did your last meal contain meat? yes.

Are you currently sitting next to someone else? no.

What colour are your father’s eyes? brown, I think.

How old were you when you had your first kiss? 20.

Would you ever get into a long distance relationship? I’d rather not, honestly. I’ve been there and I probably COULD do it but I don’t really need to have any relationship right now. I don’t really have anyone who would be up for a relationship with me in my life really.

Do you like going on airplanes? I do, actually. Plane rides are nice. but I don’t want to go anywhere quite yet.

Do you like when it rains? I doooo

Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders? I’ve never been diagnosed, no. Went to a psychologist in 4th grade who said I had SOMETHING but I’d already conquered it. actually get me kinda drunk and you’ll see it.

Is there anything you’d like to buy right now? I do want new clothes actually, but I’m saving my money.

How would you describe your job? it’s fuckin’ terrible. it’s not hard though and it pays the bills.

What was the first thing you ate today? umm taco salad.

If you had $10,000 dollars right now what would you do with it? pay off my car loan and pay off as much of my student loans as I could with the rest of it.

Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parents? actually I DID introduce the last person I kissed to my parents

Who did you last go out to eat with? last time I went out to eat I was alone, so. lol.

If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? well I mean, no? who the fuck is this. just because you’re the right person doesn’t mean we’re ready. I need to know you first. give me your name.

Has anyone seen you naked in the last 6 months? no.

How would you describe your current relationship status? I would avoid that as much as possible

Do you answer private calls? You mean from private numbers? No, I don’t. If it’s important, they can leave a voice mail. <-- yeah I do the same.

Ever had stitches? no.

What’s the closest black thing to you? my pants.

What are you listening to? nothing right now. Kiss on the first date? have once, then the next first date I didn’t. I think she really wanted it on that latter first date but I was like “nope. next time.” anyway that was literally in 2012.

Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? I’m happy being here. but I could be doing something better. I just don’t know what that is right now.

Would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over? I tend to prefer to go over, especially now since I have no space!!!

Are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends? yes.

Why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore? my last ex? well. I wasn’t really in love with her, so moot question. again, that was literally in 2012, so I think I’ve suffered sufficient guilt over it by now. lol.