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[pour-some-sugar-on-me-baby]

Could I get a Barbara playlist? Kinda repetitive, I know, but hopefully you like a lot of songs that start with A. 😅

I do, by the way haha. Here you go :))

Bad Influence - P!nk

And I Love Her - The Beatles

Rebel Rebel - David Bowie

Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke ft. T.I. & Pharrell

Another Way To Die - Alicia Keys & Jack White

Radio - Lana Del Rey

A.M. - One Direction

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that starts with those letters :))

[sleepyrebel]

I’m gonna answer some questions ayy

I was tagged by the badass that is bottomlinsons to do this shtick so let’s get cracking

1. if you could have one extra body part what would it be and tell me whyyyyy?

oh man let me think...... jesus everything sounds so weird .... idk i’d probably prefer to have another head bc i want an additional brain that has better memory than this one and has less anexiety ridden thought process. but man this is actually good now that i’m thinking about it. like you get more storage space for all the useless crap and the stuff that interests you and you can remember more stuff and when one brain shuts down or goes blank the other one steps in it place.. this turned out to be actually a cool idea now i want another brain

2. what is your favourite type of dinosaur? (i’m opening this up to include all ‘assic’ periods also the fish kind is allowable)

uhm i was never really into dinosaurs (i never watched any of the jurassic park movies or the jurassic world I KNOOOW I’M WEIRD AND LAME BUT THAT’S JUST HOW I AM) the only thing that i absolutely loved to watch and had dinosaurs in it was The land before time and i really loved Littlefoot and Cera so i guess that my fave types of dinosaurs are  Apatosaurus and Triceratops

3. when you meet beyonce (I SAID WHEN GOTTA STAY POSITIVE GUYS) would you rather sneeze and get your snot all over her or cough and shit your pants (ty ewan mcgregors episode of graham norton for that little baby)

well neither would be good on me anxiety and damn both are equally horrible like the sneeze one would get snot on her and i do not want that to happen to the queen are you kidding me and the cough one is terrible too bc my ass would be all over news and i would just go and bury myself in our backyard but if i have to choose i would rather sneeze and get my snot on her (i’m so sorry my queen but my anxiety would not survive the other option)

4. what is the strangest thing that decorates your house (she asks as she stares at the disembodied fake head with a wig, sunglasses and a 1d snapback on above her fireplace)

uhhh idk our house is pretty boring tbh but my room is still covered in twilight posters and i’ve been trying for years to come up with something to replace them but so far i have come up short (does that count???????)

5. would you rather watch bones, criminal minds or castle? (idk why but tell me)

SAM I WILL MURDER YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE!!!!!! I PRACTICALLY LIVE FOR BONES AND CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!! ugh come marathon those with me bc bones seriously has no topic boundaries and is clinical about everything (and it’s hilarious how booth has to deal with it) and castle is practically me bc explanations for strange murders are either zombies, witches or vampires and he’s a writer so there we go.

6. how much money are you willing to spend on a computer? like one grand? tWO GRAND? THREEEE? and WHyyyyyyyyyy

ufff probably max of a hundred to a hundred and fifty bc i don’t need a laptop that is top of the top just a laptop that can have all my music on it and i can work on my uni assignments on it while holding my tv shows and movies as well as my usual 24/7 use of it

7. what is your favourite article of 1d fashion (i gotta ask because ysl!harry is slaying me omg boy let me rest)

hmmm idk man there’s so many like reactions to Niall’s ‘’noah’’ hat were hilarious but i can honestly say that the one fashion squad outfit that completely slayed me were the 2014 AMA’s (you know the one) especially with zouis looking like mob leader daddies  (pls lemme live guys) and yesterday i loved niall’s cute socks (how cute were those) BUT I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR PUNK!DIRECTION LEATHER JACKETS AND EVERYTHING

8. what is the acceptable number of blankets on your bed? i would like a detailed explanation for both the summer and winter months pls and thank you

okay for the winter i just accept a duvet and it’s enough but in the summer the ideal thing would be a sheet with an extra blanket that i would pull on top of it if there was a storm and it gets chillier 

9. IF MONEY WASN’T AN ISSUE AND YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR FILM would you rather own a really good digital camera or a really good vintage polaroid camera?

OMG OMG CAN I PICK BOTH????? BC I’M SUCH A SUCKER FOR BOTH STYLES LIKE THERE’S ALL THESE COOL DIFFERENT SETTINGS WITH THE DIGITAL CAMERA AND YOU CAN DO ALL THIS AMAZING SHIT WITH IT BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE THE VINTAGE ONE THAT COULD BE A LITTLE GLITCHY AND IT WOULD ADD IT’S OWN ‘’STRANGE’’ EFFECTS THAT WOULD MAKE THE PHOTOS UNIQUE AND INTERESTING LIKE GIMME BOTH PLEASE I BEG YOU

10. if you were a grasshopper for a day how would you solve world peace? ?? ?  ?

a grasshopper?? really?? hmmm idk i would piss on horrible people or rally my fellow grasshoppers and pull some biblical shit and invade cities until they unite in the elimination of us and hopefully they would stop fighting

okay so now it’s time for my own questions

1. If you were a trained assassin what would be your weapon of choice and tell me why?? (i just had this amazing dream where i was fighting with bow&arrows and daggers and those would totally be my choice weapons)

2. What is the weirdest thing that keeps happening to you?? (e.g. for me it’s the nonstop deja vu like i would be in a situation and i would suddenly realize i already saw this moment a few days back or the correct predictions of turns of events it’s just weird and my gut feeling/6th sense is so creepy sometimes)

3. If you were guaranteed that your perfume would smell amazing no matter which scents you would put together which scents would you pick and why?? (there can be as many as you like)

4. Which pair of shoes are your favourite and why?

5. If you could have a dragon as a pet what kind of dragon would you have and why?? (it could be from any story/franchise or any kind of dragon you heard of and totally wanted one of those) 

6. Top 3 songs that remind of of each season (autumn, winter, spring and summer) and please explain why thankyouverymuch

7. If money and construction wasn’t a problem what is that one ‘’totally siiiick’’ feature that your house would have? (explain in detail if you can)

8. What is your favourite harry potter headcanon (it could be about the houses, or the marauders, or the hp next generation or anything really)????

9. Do you ever do stuff that is considered to be ‘’only for kids’’?? What is it??

10. Who would you rather meet Beyonce or Nicki Minaj? (also explain your choice)

tagging: thebestfansinhelp allmyprettylittlethoughts, nymphiestonks, hazandni, bilinskiandthesourwolf, cottinmather, poweredbylouis, louisgotpappedsnoggingt and everyone who wants to do these questions (also bottomlinsons i would love to hear your answers to these questions but you can answer them in my inbox you don’t have to make another post)

[sleepyrebel]

question games :))))

I’ve been tagged by my babes that are bottomlinsons aaaaaand thebestfansinhelp to do this and i couldn’t do this yesterday BECAUSE SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO FREAKING BEYONCE ME WITH A FREAKING SINGLE AND I HAD TO BLOG ABOUT IT (sorry about that mess that was my blog yesterday my dear followers but 1d did a thing and i lost all chill) AND THERE WAS POST LIMIT TO CONSIDER AND I VERY NARROWLY AVOIDED THAT *claps hands* lets get started

write your name in song titles:

T - Teenage Dirtbag by One Direction (BECAUSE IT’S STILL THE SICKEST THING OKAY and no i don’t have a thing for the superhero comic edits nope nuh-uh definitely not me)

J - Jump by Van Halen (welcome to my rocker soul)

A - Always by Bon Jovi (this is such a beautiful song and he looks so handsome here)

Š - Šuti moj dječače plavi by Novi Fosili (i had to dig really deep to find a song on that letter and it might seem that i mostly listen to songs from 80′s but i’m not I listen to new music too but these are the first that my mind mind comes up with)

A - Amnesia by 5SOS (see i listen to new music hah)

why did you choose your url?

because i get high on books that can suck me in them and i love the daze you’re in after you finish a book or when you pause your reading and your mind is still in the world that the book painted in your mind (well it’s like seeing a movie in front of my eyes for me because i don’t see the letters while i read or am i aware of me turning the pages of a book) and everything feels like a daze and feels so remote or removed from you it’s siiick

what’s your middle name?

I DON’T HAVE ONE BECAUSE IT’S NOT COMMON FOR PEOPLE IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD TO HAVE MIDDLE NAMES and when i first got in contact with english speaking culture i was so confused why do people have two names??

if you could have a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

i agree with sam and babs here DRAGONS ALL THE DRAGONS GIMME GIMME GIMMEEEEEE *makes grabby hands*

favourite colour

idk it’s a tie between purple and green but atm purple is winning 

favourite song

DRAG ME DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HA. HA. (copy pasting this exactly from sam because same.) (copy pasting from babs who copy pasted sam BECAUSE HELLO SAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

top three fandoms

ONE DIRECTION bc heloo have you seen them??? have you seen my blog?? yeah i’m sooooo far up their asses it stopped being funny forever ago. And i tend to forget that they own my ass and THEN THEY FOOKING BEYONCE ME WITH THIS GODDAMN SINGLE AT 7 FOOKING 30 AM AND BITCH CAN’T FOOKING SLEEP BC THERE ARE RECORDS TO BREAK AND FANGIRLING TO DO AND PACKING STUFF TO MOVE TO THE THRONE ON LUCIFER’S RIGHT BC THAT’S WHERE THIS SHIT IS PUTTING ME AND STUFF LIKE THAT REMINDS ME HOW MUCH EXACTLY I DO NOT OWN MY OWN ASS BUT IT WAS SOLD 4-5 YEARS AGO TO THOSE FUCKERS. And the people who suffer along side me are the most hilarious bunch i have ever met you see us having drama and we turn it into a joke and a meme you see people coming at us or our boys we turn them into a joke (but tbh i don’t particularly like the twitter and ig part of the fandom those are just too dramatic and they never stop dringing up the drama like yeesh take a chill pill cool down a little but all in all this fam is great)

TEEN WOLF i love this fandom bc we collectively hate jeff and what he is doing with the show (get your shit together jeff) and the fanfiction is so freaking good i can’t even believe it sometime. I have to agree with sam here and say that i’m such a sterek trash it’s become a separate fandom all together. And i loved the show but then jeff messed it up and i couldn’t continue watching it so i just quit but i’m still up to my neck in the fanfics so i’m good

My third choice of fandom is a difficult decision between HARRY POTTER and THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS bc harry potter is my childhood and it’s such a wonderful universe where so many topics are discussed and even years after i see meta posts on tumblr about things i’ve never heard being discussed before AND JK PLEASE MAKE A MARAUDERS ERA NEW BOOK OKAY AND SOMEONE BETTER MAKE ME THE HP VIDEO GAME WE DESERVE BC POTTERMORE IS NOT WHAT WE WANTED *pointedly glares at JK* but on the other hand tmi is such a wonderful series where the main protagonist is a 15yo badass girl who listen to this does not look for love, love plot is more of a secondary plot and so many woman badassery i feel in love just uhhhhh *swoons* AND IT’S GONNA BE A TV SHOW WHO COOL IS THAT BC THE PRODUCER?DIRECTOR? I DON’T REMEMBER WHO IT WAS BUT HE WANTED TO STAY MORE TRUE TO THE STORY SO HE DECIDED (with the approval of cassandra) TO TURN IT INTO A SERIES OOOOMMMMGGGGG

why do you like tumblr?

bc i found some of the most amazing and incredible people here that have become my friends, i get to know stories and events that happen in the world that media doesn’t show, bc it educated me on things like cultural appropriation, racism, LGBTQ+, gender identity, mental illensses, it showed me how fucked up the world is and how very not dreamy america is and bc i get an approximate knowledge on all these shows and fandoms ;) but most of all because of all the jokes i see accross my dash that make me smile and laugh for 15 mins straight

I am tagging: allmyprettylittlethoughts, hazandni, mauibeauty, cottinmather, bilinskiandthesourwolf, nymphiestonks

[hyunjining]

vegemite

i know louis likes harry’s marmite chicken lol is marmite anything like vegemite???? lol also i feel like they tasted vegemite in an interview once and didn’t like it....... 

anyway i’m just thinking about them trying new foods together to be ~adventurous and them both hating them and making cute little scrunched up faces of disgust; and then harry cooks them a household favorite to get the taste out of their mouths

[bearmustard]

thebestfansinhelp

replied to your post

“A few months ago, a 13 yr old I was teaching told me “One Direction is...”

Hi hi we've never spoken personally before but I just wanted to say that this? is maybe my favorite origin story I've ever read for 1D. Also I'm also quite new & just share all your feelings about this fandom, it's amazing. You gave me feels :)

nawwwww, babe! I’m so happy :) I feel so strongly about this stuff (it’s why I wanted to be a teacher in the first place) so I’m just so glad I can articulate this feeling in some way. As much as we joke about it, this fandom is defs one of the best things about this band xxx

[sleepyrebel]

49 & 50 for the hogwarts questions luv!

49. What would your patronus be?idk i recon it would be a tiger or a wolf because i’m protective and loyal af but i’m also a big cuddle baby

50. What memory will you think of when making a patronus?hmmmm i really nee-- OMG I THOUGHT I HAD TO THINK THIS ONE THROUGH BUT I REMEMBERED HALFWAY THROUGH THAT THOUGHT THAT AT MY FIRST ONE DIRECTION CONCERT WHEN THEY SANG DON’T FORGET WHERE YOU BELONG AND THE WHOLE VENUE RAISED THE SIGNS AND THE LIGHTS AND THE BOYS SAW AND LIAM SAID IT WAS BEAUTIFUL IT MADE ME CRY HAPPY TEARS AND I JUST *happy sobbing* it just means so much to me because they saved me and i’m forever stuck with them

ALSO THANK YOU BABS!!!!!!! I ALREADY SAID YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME BUT I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW (#/°\#)

Let's talk about life as a student in Hogwarts.

[sleepyrebel]

thebestfansinhelp replied to your post “Tagged! by: nymphiestonks Name: Tjaša Time and Date: July 17; 09:05 am...”

your wedding gonna be off the HOOK lol

lol and me and my dad are probs gonna do that surprise dance when you start like normal father-daughter dance but then you break into YMCA and similar

[sleepyrebel]

[Rule 1: write down the rules. Rule 2: answer the questions from the person who tagged you. Rule 3: make up 10 new questions and tag 10 people.]

I was tagged by harrybananaemoji let’s go ;)

1. What’s your dream job?

Jesus idk i’m just a headless chicken scurrying around. Rn i wanna become a uni professor but being a radio DJ is pretty cool

2. If you could have a tattoo for free.. what would that tattoo be?

I already have 2 ideas for 2 tattoos (a rune and the deathly hallows) that i’m gonna get in the fall so yeah

3. What’s your favorite snack?

Uh depends on the season really in the winter probably some form of chocolate bar or something in the summer tho i get really healthy with some watermelon or a fruit that is refreshing

4. What song do you listen when you’re upset?

Anything slow really any song that is slow will do.

5. Favorite show you watched when you where little?

omg Tom&Jerry for sure but there’s also looney tunes and scooby doo 

6. What’s your favourite flower?

I’m gonna sound so cheesy and classic here but a red rose is my fave

7. Most used emoji??

the winky face with it’s tongue out

8. Narry or Niam?

if you mean romance then neither, but if you mean bromance then both

9. Favorite childhood Book? (OR HOW IVE TO FUCKING WRITE IT)

Oh there were two Maček Muri and Muca Copatarica (translated roughly to: Muri the cat and Kitty Slippers)

10. Favorite season of the year

Autumn definitely the autumn

I tag thebestfansinhelp bottomlinsons wheelbarrowlarry mauibeauty cockytommo hazandni worshippedlove allmyprettylittlethoughts poweredbylouis itsnouis