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[text; Youngin] Why would he hate it when it made him super duper rich? And he got to bang his costar and shit too, didn’t he? It’s like all the perks in one go. What the hell, man.
[text; Youngin] No but you hate your life because why now? Is it related to vampires or…?
[text; Sphinx] Some perks but for the rest of his life he will ALWAYS be the asshole sparkly vampire and never taken seriously in his career. It will follow him forever. People could be watching an amazing performance in a truly Oscar-worthy movie and they’d still just be calling him Edward Cullen in their minds.
[text; Sphinx] I would not hate my life if it had vampires in it.
[text; Sphinx] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away.















