#thebootynet

[dude-is-jazz]

Today, I fucked up...

I always fuck up

[harclon]

I made this when I couldn't sleep last night. you're welcome

[dude-is-jazz]

"please sit properly" 

[dude-is-jazz]

when you see you NOTP on your dash

[dude-is-jazz]

"girls aren't supposed to have body hair "

"eww, why don't you shave your legs? disgusting!!"

"c'mon! shaving is not that hard"

[dude-is-jazz]

[harclon]

so it's 6 am here and I heard the blinds from the next window rattling. I didn't think much of it until I heard something bump into my window; so I turned around, and

and another thing:

I live on the second floor.

[lucasnapaspeur]

BLOG RATES B)

okay since I hit 1k yesterday I decided that I should do something in celebration so why not some blog rates??

so basically all you have to do is

send me an ask saying "bad bitch blog rate"

reblog/like this post ((sorry im thirsty))

be following me ofcourse

and yeah that's it!! simple eh

oh and btw the blog rates will look like is:

url: don’t get it | not bad | okay | its amaze | love it omg | i want it now

theme: not my type | ehh | decent |I like it | pretty amazing | can I use it lolz

icon: don’t get it | not bad | okay | cuuute | flawless omg| can’t get any more perf

posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | hecka great | perfection | give me your password

following: no sorry but ily | just followed | heck yeah | you mean stalk what