#theboystextposts

[bitchybutcher]

Homelander: he died of natural causes

Maeve: you dropped him from 50ft in the air

Homelander: gravity is natural

[bitchybutcher]

Ryan: I’m going to be a problem

Butcher: for us or for Vought?

Ryan: I’m going to be a problem

[bitchybutcher]

Hughie: so, what was your childhood like?

Frenchie: oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?

Hughie: …what level am I at?

Frenchie: 10. So it all started –

[bitchybutcher]

Homelander, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Maeve

Maeve: how did you do that without turning around?

Homelander: to be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you

[bitchybutcher]

Hughie: why would you give Kimiko a knife?!

Frenchie: she felt unsafe

Hughie: well now I feel unsafe

Frenchie: sorry

Frenchie: …would you like a knife?

[bitchybutcher]

Butcher: here’s the plan; we go in, I start hitting people in the face, and we see where that takes us

Frenchie: love that plan

MM: guys, no

[bitchybutcher]

Annie: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Hughie: maybe a bit tipsy?

MM: drunk

Frenchie: wasted

Butcher: dead

[bitchybutcher]

Ashley: happy birthday Maeve! Here is A-train and Deeps gift for you…

Maeve: that’s quite a big box

Box: *muffled giggling*

Maeve: they’re in there, aren’t they?

Ashley, sighing: yeah