Apr 1
[ring ring]
This. Is. An. Automated. Message. From. The. Torrance. City. Police. Department. We .Will .Be. Closed. April. First. Goodbye!
[CLICK]This is HIS day! he WILL make his rounds!
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[ring ring]
This. Is. An. Automated. Message. From. The. Torrance. City. Police. Department. We .Will .Be. Closed. April. First. Goodbye!
[CLICK]This is HIS day! he WILL make his rounds!
[ring ring] -> Detective Chase Please... Holding... ->
"You're my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin You're my sweetie pie You're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums You're the apple of my eye and I- [BOOM] [Click] (prank caller making his rounds)
"I need a restraining order"
"Hey Detective, So... That reporter fella who got Axed?... Yeah... Fucker had it coming"
CLICK.
Detective have you ever heard of a mind Goblin?
"you WOULDN'T"
Yooooo what dat mouf do? (unhinged Anon)
“No snacks? You sure? These one’s haven’t been on the floor.. I think”
He is detecting your bullshit :3
The Cat Detective stares with uncertainty at the daily paper. Something STINKS and its not the fish at the harbor he decided to sit at. No this man was connected. For the least few months he had been working on the Cadaver Culprate case. Bodies going missing all over. He had no proof but he knew this 'Viktor' guy had something to do with it.
"Good evening Torrance, I am a liar, and alive." one thing was true from this paper and he certainly was a liar. This didn't shock him, he did some leg work after Viktor' has died and couldn't find a crumb of evidence that he was dead. In his eyes this shot him up too his number 1 suspect. The department didn't agree and this was exhausting. He even took a week off (lying in bed and crying while he ate snacks) when his superiors asked him to let it go.
He ripped out the article and put it in his tiny pocket before hopping off the smelly bench he was sitting on. He thought it was about time to see the SDN about the incident the so recently happened, there was another piece of the puzzle there. He just knew it.
@torrancetribune