june/maia for the ship thing
pfft has june ever even been into a kitchen???
Who washes the dishes by hand and who uses the dishwasher?
Maia washes dishes by hand because she says she’s faster than the dishwasher. June doesn’t touch dirty dishes with his hands at all because ew
Who cuts vegetables, fruit, etc by hand and who uses the easy to use chopper?
Hmmm...June definitely cuts by hand (he probably doesn’t know kitchen gadgets exist). Maia will try any gadget once but if she doesn’t like it, she’ll never mention it again
Who pours the cereal into the bowl first and who pours milk before the cereal?
Um they both pour cereal in first they’re not heathens
Who buys/drinks bottle water and who uses/drinks from the tap?
June drinks bottled water. Maia will drink anything that doesn’t LOOK dirty
Who hoards disposable containers and who throws them away?
Maia hoards. June throws away
Who buys milk in a paper carton and who buys it in a plastic jug?
June will buy whichever he sees first. Maia always buys a paper carton
Who picks paper bags and who picks plastic bags after grocery shopping?
Maia picks paper and June just grunts and lets the cashier choose. He doesn’t know the difference
Who HOARDS the plastic bags and who recycles them?
They both recycle them. June because he doesn’t like to hoard things and Maia to spite her foster parents (who were bag hoarders)
Who hoards salt/pepper packs, togo silverware and other togo condiments?
Maia hoards anything that’s free that she thinks she’ll use
Who lets the garbage can overflow before throwing it out?
Neither. June would be horrified (though he’d just complain until someone took it out or wait for a maid) and Maia knows better
Who gets annoyed when someone doesn’t use the clips for the potato chips?
Neither. Maia will eat stale chips and June would just idk buy new ones or something
June (though Maia knows she’s supposed to)
Who licks the spoon/butter knife after they use it?
Maia and secretly June when he thinks no one is looking
Who loses the bread ties?
Maia loses everything and June has never lost a single object in his little life
Who kicks the ice under the fridge when it falls on the ground?
Neither. Maia picks it up and rinses it off to put in her drink and June just leaves it where it is to make a little wet spot
Who constantly cuts/burns themselves when they cook?
June probably? He doesn’t know how to do things
Who organizes the spice rack?Who uses the microwave more?
June organizes the spice rack but only on reeeeeeeally bad days. Maia uses the microwave more
Who stops the microwave one second before time's up?
Neither. Maia will let it beep until she’s damn ready and June doesn’t even use it