#theconceptscunt

[redbritishsniper]

Ship meme: I ship you with a nice lady with crooked glasses that the other scouts... “simp” over

“Nice lady with the crossed glasses...” She repeated, but not on this word ‘simp’ again for odd reasons. “Miss Pauling? Well, well, I didn’t think someone was rooting for this kind of relationship.”

[trxplehelix]

Matt: Lucas, come here I want you to try this.

Lucas: *walks over and tries some of the sauce Matt is making*

Matt: .... well?

Lucas: Wouldn't it be easier to put a pillow over my face while I sleep?

[thegrowlingxblusniper]

Jealous

J: Jealous (“Claiming” a partner)

When Gene is feeling jealous he doesn’t make a big scene about it by beating his chest and getting angry. That’s stupid and just makes him look like an ass. Instead what he would do is wait until his partner is ready to leave and when they get out of eyesight of everyone, he would push them up against the wall and kiss them hard. It doesn’t matter if it’s just a hallway, an alleyway or whatever. He would then make sure that everyone could hear just how his they were by taking them on the spot. The louder the better. 

[sexbonk]

The BLU scout sighed as he leaned against a wall near RED base, fingers pinching the bridge of his nose at the words he’d just heard. “That’s... ugh annoying dumbass, home of sex you moron, homosex, homosexual they’re calling y’all gay. Congrats on being as dense as lead.” (Hewwo)

@theconceptscunt 

  Jeremy jumped out of surprise. He turned, ready with his bat over his shoulder to swing it into whoever’s damn head that had startled him. “Has everyone started to do that Spy thing?!” 

   But as the words of the other Scout registered in his own head, he blinked in confusion and just stood there.

   “Wait, wait.. What?    Why would they do that?  I’m not..! I mean, heh! Look at me. Clearly a Womanizer.”

[practicalsolutions]

grip

send “grip” to grip my muse’s jaw in your muse’s hand 

Justin tensed up, not daring to move. He knew that fighting this would most likely result in the same awful torment that happened the last time he stood up to the scout.

“Why are ya doin’ this..?” He managed to whisper. If this scout was intending to hurt him then fighting back may be the only way, but he didn’t want to make a single move until he was sure.

[thebluincubus]

Halloween costume: police officer

Claude slowly raised a questioning brow at the suggestion for a Halloween costume. Not certain if this scout had any idea who he was if he thought law enforcement was something that suited him, when he regularly enjoyed breaking the law. “And why is zhat?” 

[prpl-renegade]

Vash: WTF 0_0 Lucas: Is that it? Are we done here? Johnny: Challenge accepted! 

[meettheharmacist]

Someone: “Medic should kiss Engineer!” Medic: