B O N K !

Who am I? I'm the love of your life, pussycat.

[sexbonk]

// the fact that there are still 201 still following this blog after all this time I’ve been gone, is kind of crazy to me.

      you guys are insane.

            but loyal as fuck,  and therefore;  I love you.

[sexbonk]

(I just recently followed you, and im in love with your goofy bastard man. An adorable goof who can murder someone with a baseball bat mind you, but a goof d: )

  //   eye emoji  

...you just made me think of Stu from SCREAM.. he’s a murderous goof too..

scout: [ bleeding out, like, a lot. basically 20 seconds left to live] scout: I’M FeeLING A LITTLE WOOZY HERE !

     ...  I think you just gave me an au fanfic-idea..   I love you, i hope you have a wonderful life;;;!!!

  & Thank you! C:    He’ll happily give you a smooch !

[kisu-no-hi]

Plot twist: He was just being nice.

Inspired by this postcard 

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Let’s go Back in Time!

Send “Time Machine+ a symbol” to have your muse go back and meet mine as a…

🍼: Newborn/baby (0-4 yrs)

🐻: Young child (5-9 yrs)

⚽️: Preteen (10-12 yrs)

🎧: Young Teen (13-15 yrs)

📱: Older Teen (16-18 yrs)

🍹: Young Adult (19-25 yrs)

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[tooiconic]

I'm am DECEASED lol

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

What're you gonna do? Call them?" 💀💀

[revscarecrow]

No where

[velvvetcat09]

This is goodbye.

mmmmhhhyesss here comes the pain train AU 

i’dloveyoutodeathifyoucanwritemeaficfromthis

[sexbonk]

"Best friends with Sniper? Since when...?" (pauling knows. scoot radiates mlm energy around snipes and she just knows.)

@callmepauling

   Jeremy shined brightly, as The Scout does, but maybe a bit extra when the main focus in their conversation was on one certain guy...

   One certain guy with an incredibly sex-uhhhh cool voice and accent and awesome shooting skills. Sure, he could be dead boring when just sitting around all quiet... but Scout had actually learned that it could be comfortable and pretty relaxing to do so sometimes.    Though, he often found himself drifting off to sleep during those times...   Even with Snipes there.. Turns out the guy is a pretty comfy pillow, as well.

   “Oh, ya’ know!  Since, uh... Since a while? We pretty much clicked the first time we met.”  Not really.  “Like lightning, BOOM! Best Buddies.”

[sexbonk]

Hey just so you know. Your writing??? Fantastic. A treat to read. You’re lovely. Have a good day.

//  squints   who paid you ?    

 Just kidding––    Thank you, dear     It truly means a lot! ♥ And you too!  I wish you an amazing day/week/month/year/lifE/AFTeRLIFE;;;

[sexbonk]

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound ((you know that brutal first aid thing people do where they literally shove as much gauze into a bullet hole as they can? Yeah that

@isetheby   Nonverbal starters.

   Ssh.. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of pure fucking

                                                 A G O N Y.

   “ –– aaaaaaaaaaAAAAARRRGHHH ! ! “ Jeremy slammed the back of his head into the ground in a try to either focus his pain on his skull or just knock himself out completely so that he could avoid any of this. 

   Neither worked unfortunately, because all his mind and body could focus on was the intense stabbing feeling in an already punctured and torn open wound high up on his left thigh. All he could hope for was that the bullet hadn’t hit the artery... That’d suck donkey dick.

   “ow, ow, oW, OW–– FUckiN’––!  What the hell are you doing, man?! Do you wanna––!!” He yelled, wanting to shove Sniper away but all his arms could manage was hit the ground and grip tightly at the guy’s damn vest.

   “I’m gonna rip your fucking head off and AAAH!! and chew it! YOu FuckiNG SADISTIC SSSSHIT–– I’m gonna pass out. I’mgonnapassout..!”

[sexbonk]

   // I’m not sure what I’m most concerned about..     that being in the search because many has googled it before..  or that it is exactly what I was about to google myself...

[sexbonk]

fraulinekritzkrieg replied to your post “Hey scout got a sweetheart back home?    “Yea, I do! Obviously.  Or...”

*Insert the 'Doubt' option from L.A Noir* 8'DDD

   EXCUSE YOU

[sexbonk]

Hey scout got a sweetheart back home?

   “Yea, I do! Obviously.  Or like, ten.”

[sexbonk]

🥣

@tcxastough​  x. 

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

   “Ahh...  Hey, Engie..!~  What’s up? Can I go back ta’ beating those losers up now? I feel better..” Though, clearly he wasn’t. The fever was on its point to kill him. His runny nose had finally stopped for the time being, but he could just shove up some paper and he’d be good to go, right? Being sick sucked balls. Staying in bed was the worst... so of course he wasn’t even in bed.

   He sat on the floor, surrounded by fifty drawings and doodles. He’d even started drawing on his sandman...

   “Oh, is that food?” 

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[chmkysii-deactivated20210925]

aight so me and @pomelochai kinda sorta redrew some tf2 comic panels together lmao

we made adjuSTMENTS on the second one to accomodate for our dum otps in this fandom lol 

So, I drew all the backgrounds, Soldier, Pyro, Engie and Spy

Pom drew both Scouts, the bears, the result board thingy and Sniper

drawpile is actually really good for painting like woaowhfo

[dimaggiocorp]

accidentally deleted these like a moron. anyways someone in the rb’s of the original said this made them think ‘bfu au’ so thats what it is now

[ranminfan]

"Remember men, 'the flag was still there'! And if a piece of fabric can do it, you daisies can do it! Hang in there!"

-Soldier (Rick May)

Rest in Peace Rick May, you will be missed.