“Would you?" (thecryptidkur)
If you snuck into my room one night, I would…
Probably roll over in bed and tell you to shut the window behind you. My friends come over like that all the time.
If you kissed me, I would…
Kiss you back because I’m stupid and selfish and would love that kind of attention from you, even though I know you wouldn’t mean it because I’m, like, the most boring person you know. Seriously, what would a king want with someone like me?
If you told me a secret, I would…
Uh, keep it? What else am I supposed to do with a secret?
If you hugged me, I would…
If you asked me on a date, I would…
I would need to make sure it was an actual date and not just you trying to sneak me into a political meeting to have fun. I like you, yeah, but not enough to sit through that shit and not embarrass myself. Watching a movie together might be nice, though. Really nice.
If you asked to spend the night at my house, I would…
Be grateful that you actually asked instead of just crashing and make room for you wherever you wanted to stay. I usually spend the night with friends in my bedroom because it’s cozy and my bed’s big enough for two, but if you’re the “ew, Tam, stop being so needy” type during sleep then you could always take a guest room.
If I walked in on you crying, I would…
Try and help you in some way. Mostly by hugging you at first until you’re ready to talk. I’m shit at understanding your problems because you’re so much more complicated and interesting than me, but if there’s a chance I can do something, then I will.
