This is long as fuck so I wouldn’t click the read more thing
1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?
Metal dragon, picture of Ace
2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope
3) What was your last text message?
Last sent: Your bitch ass got offlineLast received: Ughhh bitch I’ll get back on
4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?
Owning a lot of dogs
5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?
Sleeping idk
6) What was your coolest Halloween costume?
I had a custom made gorilla costume when I was like 10
7) What was your favorite 90s show?
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
8) Who was your last kiss?
I gave Ace a kiss earlier today because he was being a good pup
9) Have you ever been stood up?
My friend once invited me to a movie and offered to pick me up, kept texting him like “dude where you at?” He replies a few hours later saying that his phone died, he forgot he was supposed to pick me up, and he didn’t even enjoy the movie because they got there 30 minutes late.
10) Favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate
11) Have you been to Las Vegas?
Nope
12) Your favorite pair of shoes?
I only own 1 pair of shoes at a time so I guess my current pair
13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?
Nope
14) What is your favorite fruit?
Apple
15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible?
Not really
16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships?
Nope, neither
17) Do you smoke? If so, what?
Cigarettes like once a year, weed whenever I’m in the mood and someone offers it to me
18) What do you do to get over your anger?
I don’t even know
19) Do you believe in God?
Nope
20) Does the person you're in love with know it?
Not in love with anyone so...
21) Favorite position?
For what? Sleeping? On my right side I guess
22) What's your horoscope sign?
Scorpio
23) Your fears?
Dogs going extinctMy crippling apathy/depression
24) How many pets do you have? What kind?
None
25) What never fails to turn you on?
Someone sexually flaunting a nice one-piece swimsuit
26) Your idea of a perfect first date?
We go to a dog park and play with a bunch of dogs
27) What is something most people don't know about you?
I tried to kill myself Freshman year of college over Thanksgiving break by taking ~300 Tylenol. I ended up just throwing up for like 2 straight days and then being too weak to physically move/eat/whatever. I ended up skipping the first day or two back to class because I could barely walk from one room to another without being exhausted, let alone carrying a backpack or trying to focus on a class.
28) What makes you feel the happiest?
When all of Ace’s favorite people are in the room and he doesn’t just sit next to me, he like lays across my lap. Then when everyone goes to bed he’s like “fuck you guys and your comfy bed, I’m going to sleep literally on top of Mike’s leg even though it can’t possibly be comfortable for anyone involved”
29) What store do you shop at most often?
Giant Eagle I guess just because I’m always buying my mom beer from there
30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving?
No thanks. Haven’t tried giving it, but I received it a few times from people who weren’t very skilled and I’m just gonna say right now that nothing kills a boner faster than teeth scraping on skin (I’m literally shuddering just remembering it)
31) Do you believe in karma?
Nope
32) Are you single?
Always
33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?
Candy because it’s a common comfort food
34) Are you a good swimmer?
Used to be, now I just like walking around in pools and whatnot.
35) Coffee or Tea?
Espresso or vodka
36) Online shopping or shopping in person?
Online for sure, better prices and selection
37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age?
If becoming younger would send me back in time, then that so I can play with my dog some more and take more Tylenol during Thanksgiving
38) Cats or Dogs?
Dogs for sure
39) Are you a competitive person?
Depends on my mood. Sometimes winning is everything, other times I just say fuck it and drop out.
40) Do you believe in aliens?
Yeah
41) Do you like dancing?
Not at all, but it was nice slow-dancing at prom because we talked while dancing and I completely forgot we were on a tiny ass dance floor with 500 other people
42) What kind of music to you listen to?
Alternative rock
43) What is your favorite cartoon character?
Samurai Jack
44) Where are you from?
Pittsburgh
45) Eat at home or eat out?
Depends what I’m hungry for and what we have at home
46) How much more social are you when you're drunk?
I talk/text/snapchat more, but it’s completely incomprehensible.
47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself?
A large glass of straight vodka at my members only bar
48) Why do you think your followers follow you?
Sometimes I post funny stuff and who doesn’t love a good shit post
49) How many hours do you sleep at night?
Not enough
50) What worries you most about the future?
Ace is always sick and I’m worried that one of these times he won’t get better
51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends?
I do have a few friends that already speak to me like that and it’s fine
52) Are you happy with yourself?
Haha
53) What do you wish you didn't know?
Everything
54) What big lesson could people learn from your life?
Don’t guestimate, do the calculations so you don’t fuck up
55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Timothy McGee on NCIS has a nice gaming setup
56) What's your favorite Website?
Probably Reddit
57) What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
I don’t think I’ve ever broken a habit
58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
When I went to my aunt’s house in NY like 4 years ago
59) What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
None
60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
General Tso’s
61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Louis after Louisiana
62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be?
Math
63) Favorite kind of chips?
The spicy nacho Doritos with french onion dip
64) Favorite kind of sandwich?
fried shaved ham with cheese
65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary
66) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Probably, definitely wasps and shit though
67) What's your favorite form of exercise?
Walking dogs
68) Are you afraid of heights?
Not really
69) What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Probably 11th or 12th grade English. 11th Grade we had this rather eccentric teacher who had us do all kinds of activities and started class discussions with things like “If Mike was an axe murderer, what do you think the FIRST THING HE SHOULD PLAN IS?” In 12th grade we had a dude who said fuck it and just showed us Netflix shows instead of reading the assigned books and he gave me a 97% on a final I literally did not do.
70) What's your favorite breakfast?
bacon, egg, and cheese on a blueberry bagel
71) Do you like guacamole?
Never tried it but I’m 99.99999999999% sure I would not like it
72) Have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yeah
73) What/who are you thinking about right now?
Cody
74) Do you like cuddling?
Not really because I’m usually pretty warm so with someone near me I’m like “OMG SO HOT PLEASE MOVE”
75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?
Cody lol
76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears?
Yeah
77) Favorite city you've been to?
None
78) Would you break the law to save a family member?
Depends on what law
79) Talk about an embarrassing moment?
A teacher last semester literally gave me a sheet with EVERYTHING I HAD TO DO TO GET A 100% ON THE FINAL... and I forgot to do half of it so when I turned it in he was like “uh did you remember to print ” and I was like “shit forgot to stop by the printer can I go print it now” and then I spent like 45 minutes doing it and printing it. He still gave me the 100% though.
80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in?
Vaccinate your fucking kids you fucking pieces of shit
81) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
Sounds stupid as fuck but my dad managed to tell me my dog died in such a callous way that my grandmother on her fucking death bed (like a decade after my dog died) was like “you always used to be so happy but when Cody died she took all of your happiness with her.”
82) Favorite day of the week?
Tuesdays because I get to hang out with Ace
83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Eh
84) How do you feel about porn?
Whatever gets your rocks off unless it’s something disgusting
85) Which living celebrity would you like to know?
None
86) Who was your hottest ex?
Lyshia I guess idk
87) Do you want/have kids?
Nope
88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you?
Tawny used to always say she did, but I think it was like 80% in jest
89) Do you get easily distracted?
Sometimes
90) Ass or titties?
Tits I guess
91) What is your favorite word?
Technically
92) How do you feel about tattoos?
Yolo
93) Do you have any pets?
Not yet
94) How tall are you?
6′
95) How old are you?
22
96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?
I got complimented on my hair line last week??????
97) Is there anything you're really passionate about?
Dogs are cool
98) Do you have trust issues?
No because we’ll all be dead eventually so who fucking cares
99) Do you believe in love at first sight?
I love all dogs at first sight because they’re just trying to do their best
Ok so once you get this you have to share 5 random facts about yourself. Then send this to 10 of your favourite followers!! <3
It’s been so long since this and I always forget to answer, so sorry for taking so long. Anyway, here I go:
Supermarket’s shopping carts always give me a static discharge… well, almost always, like 90% of the time… and it’s pretty annoying
Sometimes I start to randomly mental-count in german so I won’t forget one of the few things I learnt at school (or as a way to get distracted)
When I was little (like 4 or 5 years old) I interpreted my country’s national anthem so literally that I used to believe there was a woman called Gloria who would crown you as soon as you were born, and that before you died you had to swear to her that you were going to die.
Oh, and also my imaginary Gloria was like a fabuluos greek goddes... and probably a drag queen too.
I FUCKING LOVE THERMODYNAMICS
Aaaaand, I guess that’s all… I won’t be tagging anyone because I’m too lazy to think who should i tag
