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Unable to Compete with Pumpkin Spice Latte, Davenport Closes

WASHINGTON, DC – It’s that time of year for American University students. Fall is in the air, Starbucks’ pumpkin spice lattes are in the hands, and Uggs are on the feet. Students are finally feeling settled into their classes, but the Davenport Lounge is preparing to close their doors for good. Some students seemed unaware of the change. “That place in SIS was a coffee shop? I thought it was a study abroad office. Everyone there was talking about their alternative spring breaks where they ‘changed the world,’” said sophomore Travis Harrison when asked about the closing. “I do recall being kicked out for not having any activist stickers across my laptop and for not rolling up my jeans.”

The Dav’s workers seemed much more impacted by the closing. Barista Jen Stein was deeply saddened. “I will never find a place that is completely filled with students full of themselves again,” said Stein. “I have a double major in IR and Gender Studies. This job was supposed to prepare me for after graduation. Now, I just can’t even.” The manager, David Garcia, was very appreciative of students for supporting the coffee shop for so many years. “We were in the red with three Starbucks located within a walking distance, and we are unable to remain open with one more in the tunnel and that damned pumpkin latte. We would like to thank our loyal customers in this tough time. Nowhere else would you find people waiting 20 minutes for an average specialty drink.”

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