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type of shit Bill would be posting

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I’ll never stop finding this image funny because why the hell are they so mad while reading erotica 😭😭😭

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I just know Jerry smells NASTY. Like cheesestrings and sweat. White tourist default smell. None of the members of the Club notice because their smells counteract each other.

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dream partner headcannons!! — the eltingville club. PT. 1: BILL. 😳

disclaimer:

all of these are purely personal. i take inspiration from canon but this is merely imagination.

these hc’s are +18. you’ve been warned.

these hc might be contradictory to canon.

all of the characters here are 18. these are not based during the epilogue.

a lot of these portray unhealthy behavior, feel free to romanticize all you want lol i’m just saying this isn’t endorsing that in real life.

they aren’t in a particular order.

if you know me in real life no you don’t.

just felt like clearing that out just in case! :)

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BILL DICKEY.

Bill always says he’s to focused on himself and his hobbies to care about dating anyone. He’s usually too much of an asshole for people to approach him anyway. If you ask him about his type, he’ll probably tell you the most stereotypical stuff you’d expect from a guy like him, followed by a rant about how women always lie about their interests for attention online. Deep down, and despite all of his rage (he’s just a rat in a cage), he sometimes feels the urge of crying and screaming in someone’s arms. His constant need to perform power and anger will make this impossible, but hey, here’s his real type.

Bill doesn’t like to be questioned. He likes someone who’ll agree with him on everything and not put up that much of a fight. It could be someone either very docile and non-threatening to someone as cynical as him, just not at his same level of “power”.

He’s very controlling: he would force them to share their location with him and to text him every 30 minutes. If things don’t happen exactly as he wants, he would start compulsively sending audios playing the victim. If their partner fell for that, he would have the biggest power trip ever.

Bill wants his partner to be obsessed with him to the point where it’s unhealthy. As someone who’s hated by his family and friends, having someone else’s life depending on his is enough to make him feel good. The thing is, although he likes that attention (both emotional and physical) he’s pretty distant (against PDA and anything “too cheesy). He likes to hear them begging for his attention.

In private, Bill is very clingy and just wants someone who’ll always stay by his side, it doesn’t matter what he’s doing. Someone that’ll cuddle in bed, that’ll sit on his lap while playing video-games, someone that lets him play with their hair while he’s reading…

He’d like someone a little bit vulnerable. Just enough for him to “protect” them (as long as that doesn’t compromise his ego). If someone shit talks about his partner, even as a joke, he’ll throw hands.

His partner should be into his own turn-ons. He can get kind of aggressive but pretty rough. Although he enjoys some tenderness from their s/o, he needs someone with the guts to put up with him.

He hates the vulnerability that overcomes him after sex. He tries to play cool but he needs a lot of reassurance after it, although he hates to admit it. He needs someone that’s willing to put up with that.

He’d need a partner that gets turned on by him being an aggressive and pretentious piece of shit (many of y’all do, dw), cause he’d be kind of bad at intimacy, at least the first times. He’d be solely thinking about his own pleasure and following all the “pro skills” he’s learnt through unrestricted internet access and unrealistic porn videos.

He acts as if he doesn’t care about corny stuff in a relationship but the second his partner’s gone he’s begging for attention.

He claims he wants a partner that’s not jealous (a “cool girl”) but actually he’d love having a jealous partner. He’d make them jealous on purpose for his own pleasure.

He’s so fucking jealous because he’s horribly insecure. If his partner merely interacted kindly with someone that he perceives as a threat he’d get mad and frustrated.

I genuinely think the only thing that could fix him is a partner that’s able to put him in his place and confront him about his irrationality, but maybe it’s too late for him.

These ended up being kind of depressing, hope you enjoyed though! <3

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dream partner headcannons!! — the eltingville club. PT. 2: PETE 😳

disclaimer:

• all of these are purely personal. i take inspiration from canon but this is merely imagination.

• these hc's are +18. you've been warned.

• these might be contradictory to canon.

• all of the characters here are 18. these are not based in the epilogue.

• a lot of these portray unhealthy behavior, feel free to romanticize all you want lol i'm just saying i’m not endorsing that in real life.

• if you know me in real life no you don't.

felt like clearing that out just in case! :)

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PETE DINUNZIO

Pete has grown seeing his older brothers dating girls, making out behind closed doors and forgetting about them within a week. Inevitably, that has shaped him into believing that’s not only normal, but mandatory for teenage boys. His nerdy hobbies have distracted him from that idea, but, between 16 and 18, he feels that frustration with himself deeper than ever. That means that he’s almost obsessed, which ironically makes things worse, because his flirting comes off as seriously creepy. If you asked him for his type he’d just start the bigtitsbigasssmallwaisthugethighs…monologue we all know and hate, but hey, there’s got to be something more to that, right?

Pete knows only two ways of flirting: the one he’s used to seeing his brothers use and the one he’s seen on gothic movies. The first one is outright flirting like a mechanic: catcalling, dirty compliments, negging…It works as well as you could imagine, but he believes this type of flirting is what makes him “a real man”, and he’ll eventually find a girl that can handle it. The second one, well, he hasn’t really tried it because he doesn’t want to look like a “total fag”. You know, full on devotion a la Gomez Addams. He tries to make himself look physically repulsed when something like that comes on screen, but he can’t deny the fuzzy feeling in his chest, imagining himself worshipping someone like that. He pushes the thought away, not in a million years.

He tries to hide his sappy tendencies watching violent pornographic content. It’s the stuff that makes him feel in control; he already feels pushed around by everyone, specially people he likes, it’s only these short of moments of disconnection he has from the real world when he can imagine himself handling girls as if they were mere cattle, taking advantage of them. Even if he dated someone, he wouldn’t stop watching this content, it’s almost like drinking water to him.

He’s very into PDA and affection in general. He doesn’t mind the context, he’d still be all over his partner, wether it be holding their hand, putting his hand inside their back pocket or directly caressing or groping them. He needs someone who not only didn’t mind it, but who also encourages it. He doesn’t buy that whole “go to a hotel” thing; if he wants to show affection to his partner he’ll do so, no questions needed.

Pete isn’t afraid to handle a strong character, in fact he’s into it. He enjoys the thrill of argument, of facing some resistance and being able to “tame” his partner into agreeing with him. He can be very pushy, and whenever an argument or debate starts, his partner should be aware that it’s not going to stop until Pete gets something out of it, even if not a complete victory.

This should come to no surprise but he has a thing for goth people in particular. I feel like all of the Eltingville club members would eventually say they want “a goth girlfriend” but actually mean an e-girl, but Pete is really into goth culture as a whole and he’d actually date a goth person, preferably a trad goth.

Pete has…questionable kinks. As I mentioned, he’s really into violent porn, but he’s not into BDSM that much. He just enjoys” wild sex” (as he calls it), which means fast pace, no mercy, slaps, bites, spits, degradation, dirty talk..He’d like to occasionally try knife play.

Pete has potential but I think he’d still be shit at sex because although he is very caring with his partner, he’s shit at mature emotional intimacy and still hasn’t learned how to listen to his partner’s pleasure. This would lead to him dating people younger than him (still over 18 though 💀)out of desperation, since they are the only ones who seem to be impressed by his performance.

One of the main reasons he wants a partner now is to show them off. He wouldn’t shut the fuck up about them, even bringing them to the club’s meeting, which would deeply upset Bill and probably make the others feel worse about their non-existing dating lives. It’s not like he cares anyways, when they’re together, their relationship is all that matters.

Although he tries to hide it, Pete’s very insecure about his dating life and his masculinity as a whole, that’s why he ends up sabotaging any chance he has at having an actual stable partner. The only thing that could fix him an actually emotionally profound bond whose main focus isn’t sex and who delves into his underlying issues with trust and understanding. Highly improbable if you ask me.

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hope you liked it, I worked hard on this! hope everyone had an awesome Christmas break. xoxo.

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Jerry HC.

Jerry doesn’t develop a personal style until he’s in his early 20s. His mom buys almost all of his clothes for him and he never complains about it, which makes him really stand out in his friendgroup as the one wearing sweaters and turtlenecks.

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i refuse to believe eltingville is just. a place you can actually go and visit.

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I’d actually give Bill the HEAD of Boba Fett