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Scallop is such a funny word. Say it. Scaaaaallloooop.

Shaun

Butt steak

Shaun

the title of my blog is now shaun

shaun: *humming*

shaun: *stops humming*

shaun: i just want to make a pizza

shaun: -all of the time-

Do you like it when I talk to my mum, but sit seductively?

love it.

me: okay, shaun, so if me and jordan switched bodies and you had to have sex with one of us to get us to change back, who would you have sex with?

shaun: jordan's body. i like your personality.

jordan: but my body, DAAAAAAAYYYYUM

skype sleepover with my best friend more like four hours of sleep

theekillingjoke replied to your post: i thought i had dye on my leg. it was not dye. it...

stop having so much violent sex, jeezus.

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