#theeprimus

[elitaxne]

Primus: * 'Must protect children mode' has been activated* (xD)

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       ❝ It would seem, Life Giver, your arrival has proved to be in vain. I fear nothing. ❞

                                                   Unicron included.

[unicromx8]

Primus: *throws energon stick*

    Being the absolutely diginified God that he is, he snatches the snack out of the air with a flick of the wing. No, he’s not chasing after it like some sort of lower-sentient idiot. He has hands and he’s going to use them, dammit.

[primepredacon]

There was never a better time to attempt a pilgrimage. For now the Decepticons were quiet, and the Predacon bones were stored where they could not reach. Some tinkering with the Groundbridge lent it a far greater range, and as he emerged on the other side, Optimus inhaled deeply, optics upon Cybertron’s skyline.

Ratchet had given him enough energon to last two weeks with rationing. Shading his optics against the faint sunlight, Optimus surveyed the land, and began to walk. Perhaps it might have gone faster in his alt, but... the Prime didn’t think he could bear it just yet. Taking the traditional pilgrimage route took a week without rest - approaching the Well, Optimus took a part of his ration and lay it on the ground, an offering to a dormant Primus and any of the Thirteen should they wish to take it.

Walking out on one of the cross sections of the Well, Optimus reached for the Matrix as he lowered himself to the ground, pedes tucked beneath his thighs. Letting the light wash over him, Optimus immersed himself in the sensations from the Matrix, wincing as he picked through corrupt signals. And so, he began to meditate.

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[motherofcybertron]

Cosmic Lovers

@theeprimus | (( Cont from here ))

“I doubt there is anything you can do to help make I become …relaxed.” It was true. With Unicron always making chaos and MILLIONS of children to feed was a lot to deal with. Primus was a paranoid mecha. With darkness always lingering around him it was hard enough for him to even stay calm. He was a source of light. A creature of light. Correction, the first creation of light. He was a sensitive being.

“Well, maybe I can be a bit of a distraction, at least.” She pressed a soft kiss on his cheek, then spun herself around him, taking his servos in hers and placing one on her waist. “Dance with me, love.”

[unicromx8]

“YOU’RE THE ULTIMATE NERD FOR CALLING MY CHILDREN A NERD.”

    ( NO, YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU MADE THEM. )

[elitaxne]

''CAN YOU CONVINCE YOUR HUSBAND TO TAKE ME ALONG WHEN YOU GO ON YOUR TRIP TO EARTH SO I CAN PUNCH UNICRON? I JUST NEED TO BORROW HIS BODY FOR A SECOND.''

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       ❝ No. ❞

[unicromx8]

Throws an energon stick at Unicron randomly. “Brother, It’s been some time since we last spoke.”

     ( ... I’ve spoken to you? )

Literal minds get literal answers. Was there ever a point in any of his lives in which he was capable of speech? Did he try it out once, not like it, and then proceed to forget about it? Has he tried it several times and simply forgotten it? He forgets so much, he knows, to the point where he’s pretty sure he’s forgotten more than he ever knows.

     The snack is caught and devoured nonetheless. Old habits die hard.

[unicromx8]

''What is with all these knock-knock jokes? They're old.'' Primus rolled his optics at such child-play.

     ( You’re old. )