#thefastestaround

[thefastest]

The 1,100bhp Porsche Taycan Turbo GT SMASHES Tesla Model S Plaid lap record at Laguna Seca Raceway with a time of 1.27.8s 5 seconds faster than the Tesla

[hraunwyf]

@thefastestaround​

“hey, handsome.” sounds jovial enough, doesn’t it, the apathetic rollicking her voice takes on more and more these days, but there’s no bones about it—loki’s hesitant around this particular member of the illustrious magnet family. is she in trouble again? could be. could always be, whether it’s business or a wellness check, so she figures she’ll get a leg up first. “so, how’s the sister? the kids?”

[helreginn]

@thefastestaround asked:

"So how is my pocket girlfriend doing today?" (I HAD to)

The silence hung a while, Hel glared up at him with a barely kept rage. "I wouldn't know. Maybe you should go and find your girlfriend and ask her. 'Cause I know my boyfriend would never call me something like that.. "

[kryptonianclone-archived]

"We need to ensure Deb and Thad don't run off with our cuts. I have Boarding school fees to pay!"

Let's actually fight a boomer! || Accepting

"Aren't you like Deb's old man boyfriend or something? You could just bribe her it's not hard if she likes you. Wait... does your kid's boarding school fees hinge on this? Deb will just pay them i guess and keep the rest for herself. I'll just catch Thad and shake him like a high school bully until the money falls out of him."

[h4wkeyed]

@thefastestaround // #closest thing to a brother pietro has

❝ Whoever you are wearing Pietro's skinsuit; you better come out before I shoot you with an arrow. He'd never say anything nice to me without tripping me first. ❞

[crisispider]

@thefastestaround wants a dad pun !!!

"How many TICKLES does it take to make an OCTOPUS laugh? Ten tickles."

[onlyaphcse]

"If I wanted to see you, I'd have found a way to find you," she remarked, sitting back. One leg crossed over the other, sharp eyes trained on him. Her own words made her pause and think because did she want to see him? Not overly so but admittedly, she was intrigued. Curious. "But since you're HERE-- I suppose it would be rude to turn you away. And I'm never rude." Well, rarely was she rude. Sometimes. But she always thought that it was in appropriate circumstances, so did it really count?

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[bothsidesofaquestion]

You should be very careful and say only the nicest things about Wanda. I hear there is a very protective brother to worry about. One that will do unspeakable things to you with your own tail. (He forgot to put in on anon)

Send my muse anons about their relationships | accepting

"Oh, hallo Pietro. It's been a while... I've missed your antics." Kurt grins knowingly, couldn't expect less from him.

"Of course, I love her. I know you love her too, otherwise you wouldn't care so much. I could spend my time trying to make you understand how much I love her and that I would never hurt her but I know you won't believe me."

"No matter how much you threaten me, I won't go away. The only way I'd leave Wanda is if she asks me to."