Let's do this one last time..

All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. Independent Peter. B. Parker from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Written by Mel

[crisispider]

"Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands."

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → Peter B. Parker II ITSV Movies & 616 based II AU & Crossover Friendly

Hiya! I'm Mel and this here is a blog for Peter B. Parker based off of Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse & Across the Spiderverse & 616 Marvel Comics.

Sidenote: I am currently strictly mobile bound and wildly inconsistent due to relying on WiFi access, so if I’ve accidentally sent you a meme or liked a started and we are no longer mutuals, I am so so sorry! I honestly just didn’t notice, I promise I’m not trying to be that guy.

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → Blog Under Construction [ ◉¯] ✧˖° → SEMI-HIATUS & LIFE UPDATE & DIVIDERS CREDIT

✧˖°  Carrd  ✧˖°  Headcanons ✧˖°  Memes ✧˖°

[crisispider]

I thiiiiiink when I get my hands on a computer I am just gonna go ahead and either restart this blog or move it to a multi.. because it’s a mess and I can’t ever tell from mobile who is still around, and the anxiety of accidentally breaking rules because I didn’t notice someone wasn’t following me anymore is just.. yikes.

[crisispider]

Being mobile bound sucks ass sometimes, because I don’t always realize what mutuals I don’t have anymore, and then I accidentally send in memes to people who are mutual only and I just, I’m so sorrrryy, I swear I’m not trying to be that asshole. 😭😭😭

Anyways that’s my daily ooc post.

I’m gonna try go be around today so if you want me to send some asks in lemme know!!!

[mcflymemes]

A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary

i was so shit at that.

i don't know what the hell is going on.

you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.

i'm under a lot of stress.

are you going to explain yourself?

this isn't fair.

there's a peep hole.

what am i gonna do with that?

i wish that was a joke.

was it that bad?

have you tried it?

it could take a few months.

there's something inside this.

i'm good at this! i'm very good.

can you argue with me though?

you look fabulous.

do you chase people?

we'll come back to that later.

was that wrong?

i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.

say it. we're all adults here.

whisper it to me.

that's enough!

god, i almost believed you.

look at me!

listen, i don't care about that.

we are lovers.

where's the cheese grater?

live your truth. if you like it, you like it.

i don't feel good saying this.

would you like some dessert?

i didn't say it was going to be funny.

this is amazing.

the least i could do was rob him.

they're all pieces of shit.

i make this look good.

how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?

how dare you.

this has been a weird week for me.

i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.

i find it religiously insensitive.

let's never speak of it again.

are you married?

maybe you and i could hang out sometime.

i didn't realize you had a degree.

can i play a saxophone? no.

there's a dignity in total failure.

you look happy.

i am happy any day that i'm with you.

i just feel like we've got so much in common.

what life choices brought you here?

we're creatures of habit, aren't we?

would you like some champagne?

so... i've set it on fire.

when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.

he needs to smile more.

that's my favorite bee gees song.

i'm in quite a lot of pain.

am i missing something?

here we are!

what's your favorite swear word?

not today, satan.

you're doing so well today!

this is where the magic doesn't happen.

smells nice in here!

nice to know i'll never find love.

i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.

shall we hold hands?

neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?

it's in your pocket!

don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.

i don't mean to be rude.

do you feel any sense of shame?

[rubymemes]

𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts for muses who just love to flirt. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary) 

"Let me distract you."

"Let's misbehave."

"I can't stop thinking about you."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I'm putting you on my to-do list."

"I'd look good on you."

"Don't bite your lip, I want to do that."

"Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"

"I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?"

"You're even more beautiful than yesterday."

"Shouldn't you be in my bed?"

"Trouble never looked so goddamn fine."

"You're a bad idea, but I like bad ideas."

"Maybe we should just kiss to break the tension."

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."

"You're a shy little thing, aren't you?"

"Let's flip coins. Head, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine."

"Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"Your lips would look so much better on mine."

"You know we should save some water, shower together."

"You like me because I'm a scoundrel."

"I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

"The fastest way to shut me up is to kiss me."

"I just want you to be happy! And perhaps a little bit naked."

"I like my bed, but I'd rather be in yours."

"Are you cake? 'Cause I want a piece of that."

"Your shirt has to go, but you can stay."

"You owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine."

"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure things out."

"Stop saying things that make me want to kiss the hell out of you."

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE *  inspired by this post. these don't have to be romantic - you can specify romantic or not when you send them. in essence, these are simply intimate, affectionate moments to share with someone you love and care about. adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt

[ lean ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder

[ shop ] sender and receiver go to the grocery store together

[ brush ] sender brushes receiver's hair

[ tie ] sender helps receiver with their tie, either by putting it on or adjusting it

[ necklace ] sender helps receiver with the clasp of their necklace from behind

[ zip up ] sender assists receiver with zipping up a piece of clothing

[ unzip ] sender assists receiver with unzipping a piece of clothing

[ shoelaces ] sender bends down to tie receiver's shoelaces

[ swipe ] sender notices a smudge of something on receiver's face and gently wipes it off

[ braid ] sender braids receiver's hair

[ jacket ] sender takes their jacket off and hangs it on receiver's shoulders

[ puddle ] sender hurries to stop receiver from stepping into a puddle

[ drinks ] sender brings receiver a drink from a bar/their kitchen

[ feed ] sender feeds receiver's pet/s for them

[ cook ] sender and receiver cook a meal together

[ feed ] sender allows receiver to try a bite of their dish, holding their fork out for receiver to taste

[ teach ] sender, an expert at something, takes time to teach receiver how it works and how they can get better at it, too

[ readjust ] sender comes up behind receiver and readjusts their stance (maybe holding a gun, holding a golf club, aiming for something, etc.) to help them

[ makeup ] sender fixes receiver's makeup for them

[ bathroom ] sender and receiver go to a public restroom together and have a normal conversation in between the stalls

[ aloud ] sender reads aloud to receiver

[ refill ] sender refills receiver's glass without asking

[ massage ] sender notices receiver looks tense, steps up behind them, and massages their shoulders

[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about

[ silence ] sender and receiver comfortably exist in silence together, both of them working or reading or focusing on something different

[ food ] sender brings food over to receiver's house

[ hum ] sender hums along to a song receiver is singing

[ see ] sender sees something that reminds them of receiver and texts them a picture of it

[ admire ] sender stares at receiver across a room, silently admiring and appreciating them from afar

[ win ] sender lets receiver beat them in a game

[ puzzle ] sender helps receiver solve/put together a puzzle

[ carry ] after receiver falls asleep in an inconvenient place, sender carries them to a bed and tucks them in

[ kneel ] sender finds receiver sick in the bathroom ("tossing their cookies"), and kneels beside them, holding their hair back and cleaning their face

[ clean ] sender helps bathe receiver

[ wash ] sender helps receiver wash their hair

[ patch ] sender carefully patches one of receiver's wounds

[tellemidied]

@crisispider : “Miiigggguuueeeeellllllllllllllll, baby are you done yet? You have to be close to done? You’ve been holed up in here for a billion years!” It was closer to two hours, but that was besides the point.

The deep inhale is let out slowly, doing his best to refrain from sighing loudly at the adorable, yet impatient man that stood behind him.

"Give me five more minutes, Peter.. Then I'm all yours for the rest of the day. I could also you a hand warmer.." Miguel smirks slightly.

[crisispider]

Peter let out the most dramatic of sighs, only further proving just how impatient he was but he didn’t really care. “Fiiiiiiiine, but only five more! And I’m watching my watch mr!”

He moved closer, wrapping his arms around Miguel’s waist from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder. “ oh yeah? My big guy cold? Can’t say I’m surprised you always have it colder than an ice cream factory up in here!”

[jtexplorer]

[crisispider]

My random ooc thought of the day is that I desperately miss writing Tony stark, my second oldest marvel muuuuse, my son! My silly boy!

So anyways, if anyone is down for discord things or hell I can make him a wire or whatever anyone else is using these days to write him some. 🥹🥺

[disneybucks]

@crisispider // from here.

"They just don't get it," Wade sighs, shoulders drooping dramatically. "I mean, yeah-- action value, comic accuracy, money shots, blah-dee-blah-blah, but how're we supposed to do super-stuff if we aren't comfy about it, right?

"Fox only ever let me wear the robe after the credits."

<You know what I mean.>

"I'd be jealous if I didn't think that shade of pink would clash with all my black and red." Resting his weight on one foot and the other's ankle, Wade gestures to himself, hand flapping from the top of his head towards the rest of his body. "You nail it, though. Very malewife.

"...granted, the baby makes it extra cute."

The fact she's sleeping, too! Ooh! If Wade had ovaries, they'd be tingling.

"I've never seen you with a baby before."

[crisispider]

By the time Peter has realized just exactly what he had done… it was too late.

Way too late.

The problem was however, Wade was making a lot of good points! ( he had no idea what credits had to do with anything or who this ‘fox’ was but he wasn’t about to ask. He knew better.)

“You know they make them in different colors.” If he couldn’t beat ‘em he might as well just join in. If he had been 7 years younger he would never in a million years that Wade Wilson is a friend.. but well? The guy was. A CHAOTIC friend that was gonna get him killed one of these days but a friend none the less.

“Thanks! Little Mayday really pulls off my look, don’tcha think?” Dad life suited him rather well, and though he didn’t have… all of his shit together.. he liked to think he was a semi-functional person.

“Oh yeah? Can’t say I’m surprised.. apparently my disaster energy is a thing shared across the multiverse.” He shrugged, he didn’t think about it too hard. Or more so he couldn’t let himself think about how often he can’t get his life together across millions of universes.

“So you gonna tell me what has you universe hopping? Because techniiiicaaalllly you piss off some very grumpy spiders from other universes who can’t be won over by comedic gold ( Trust me, I’ve tried!) who are definitely gonna want me to stop ya…” and he definitely should be.. trying to do that. ( he is really hoping Miguel doesn’t find out about this one.)

“Maybe over some lunch? Because honestly I’m starved and you REALLY don’t wanna wake May up before she is ready, trust me.”

[crisispider]

God, you are the coolest-lookin' Peter and it ain't even close. The pink robe sells it, I think. That and the perma-5 o'clock shadow. Yowza.

Oh no.

He knew that voice ANYWHERE. There was literally no one else it could be..

Wade Wilson.

“Please not toda-“ he cut himself off mid groan when the words that had come out of this Deadpool’s mouth were so complimentary. ( A distraction probably, but one he was falling for.)

Did this Deadpool even belong in this universe?

Doesn’t matter.

“THANK YOU! See everyone hates on the robe! But it’s damn stylish and comfy!”

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

[crisispider]

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → @inhcritance

It was peaceful and quiet in Harry's secret garden, snuggled up to Harry's side. There was a kind of serenity that Peter had only ever felt when he was there among the flora with Harry, a quiet little getaway that is just for them. (Okay so it's originally just Harry's special place.. but Peter is allowed to come so he figures it counts.)

If someone had asked Peter Parker, your friendly neighborhood paladin even just a few months ago where he thought he would be in life right about now.. he definitely would have never in a million years thought he would be here. Thankfully though, he wasn't stupid enough to look a gift horse in the mouth, instead he planned to soak up every last moment of it.

He was suppose to be paying attention to the words he was reading to Harry, but at some point his mind began to wander.. in the way that it had a tendency to do. "-Okay but do I really have to go to that ball or whatever it is tomorrow? We both know I can't dance!" He is pouting, and he knows it.

"Because just think Har, what if we skip it and just come here and instead.. just you and me."

[inhcritance]

♡ + The booys

Send me a ♡ plus a ship and I'll tell you... || Accepting

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?

It was not so much asking out as trying to make sure they were both on the same page, and Harry started the conversation when he realized that, even after everything, he'd caught feelings.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂?

Peter did, and not long after came the aforementioned conversation.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚂?

Peter, more often than not.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂?

Whoever has the time, otherwise it's takeout for them. Harry likes cooking, yes, but he doesn't often have the time, given his responsibilities to Oscorp, Alchemax and New York.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙲?

Harry will insist it's him. It's debatable.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙾𝙶𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙳?

Peter. Harry doesn't mind at all.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?

None of them have a functional sleep schedule. Time is an illusion, and the bed is only made if Harry wakes up after Peter.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙴𝙴?

Whoever who is awake, when he is awake.

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽?

It varies with the day.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃?

Whoever is more busy that day. Neither the vigilante nor the CEO have actual sleep schedules.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳?

Both, but Harry a bit more often, when he can do it discreetly.

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙳𝙰?

Peter. Harry only isn't because he has so many eyes on him as a public figure.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚂?

Peter, a little.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙻𝚈?

Harry, but he's also able to calm himself just as easily.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝚇?

Both of them, depending on the moment.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝚂 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙶𝙴?

Peter asks Harry to marry him, and Harry says yes.

𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴'𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂:

The first time Peter made Harry laugh, fully and genuinely. He'd been having a terrible day, and it had him reassess so many things about them both.

𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂:

That they cannot be publicly together.

𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶:

If Harry could make sure his New York and his Oscorp would behave without him, he'd retire from the public eye to be with Peter.

𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴:

Quality time, reassurances, teasing each other and spending time in a lab.

[crisispider]

Miguel-"It's easy for you to say that now, but you don't know what the future holds."

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → @tellemidied

"You're right. I don't know that the future holds.. and I don't really have any real way of predicting it... but Miguel we can't sit here and live our entire life in FEAR. You and I both know that surviving isn't really living..." he paused for a moment, taking a breath.

"I'm not asking you to trust that it will all work out.. I'm just asking you to trust in me."

[archived-bb]

♡ + The booooys pls

Send me a ♡ plus a ship and I'll tell you...

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃? Matt did - Peter's a little oblivious at times, but that's okay :] Matt knows. He hears heartbeats.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂? Peter! Matt knew it was coming though - of course he did - and very happily accepted it.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚂? Both but Peter especially.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂? Matt. His enhanced senses have actually turned him into a pretty good cook and Peter keeps burning things. But they also love to order food.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙲? Honestly I feel like their taste in music is going to be surprisingly similar.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙾𝙶𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙳? Peter. Those silk sheets sure come in handy for ensuring your partner won't get a good grip on them --

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃? Matt, usually. They're both insomniacs but Matt actually isn't completely terrible at getting up early.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙴𝙴? Also Matt, since he gets up earlier he also makes the coffee.

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽? Depends on the kind of night they've had and who needs it the most.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃? Matt - Peter can actually do his job during the day, Matt has to wait til it's dark.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳? BOTH. PERIOD. NO ROOM FOR DISCUSSION.

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙳𝙰? Both but Peter a lil bit more.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚂? I think they both snore just a lil bit. An adorable amount you feel?

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙻𝚈? Matthew. But mostly because Peter's just so damn reckless (and he's obviously a saint)

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝚇? BOTH. PERIOD. NO ROOM FOR DISCUSSION.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝚂 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙶𝙴? You know it would be so them to just accidently ask at the same time.

𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴'𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂: Getting to 'see' Peter for the first time. Running his little feelers all over his face and realizing he's got the cutest boyfriend in the city.

𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂: Nothing yet but I'm sure we'll get to something.

𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶: Gosh Matt would actually love for them to just.. have a regular relationship. Be able to go out of the city a few days and just.. be together.. no superpowers.. no vigilantism.. he'd love that.. but alas it will never happen so --

𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴: Mostly touch but also words

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And without even thinking about it, I punched Scorpion in the face."

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Peter found himself just STARING at Tony, his hand firmly hiding his mouth, contemplating what had just been said to him. It's really the CONFIDENCE that made it really hard to tell when Tony was telling the truth, or bullshitting someone.

"....Was this like a regular sized one? Or some mutated guy? Because like... how bad could a little guy be?" Peter B. Parker is forever stupid.