'Boys are so mean'
(The crack my mind makes up without internet to give me crack. That's all this is. Plus, seeing Bri post and getting Lieuzu love from Ria is making me want to do some Lieuzu. Also this is like modern but still taking place in the Avatar verse...don't ask it's crack. And it was also inspired by my whole family's reaction to low budget cooking shows on the limited channels we have. Foodies should not watch them.)
“Okay, I still don't like ya.” Hai spoke between sips of his beer, leaning on the counter next to Shaozu as they watched their respective girlfriends in the living room. “I think yer an asshole, and I'm waitin' for ya to slip up so I have an excuse to punch ya.”
Shaozu merely smirked, eyebrow raised. “If you're trying to insult me, try harder. And anytime you want to go at it, we can. Just remember, I'm not going to take it easy on you just because you can't bend.” All he got in response was a grin from Hai. “Not insultin' ya, jus' sayin' the truth, and I was gonna say I would take it easy on ya since yer were a bender but alright.”
With a wave of his hand, he continued on. “But, and enjoy this, because I don't like complimentin' ya. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. How'd ya even find the channel?” Shaozu just grinned. “Ah don't lie, you just couldn't help admitting I'm better then you.” Another eye roll from the mechanic, and he gestured to the girls who were talking...no, yelling at the tv.
“What kind of idiot does that with bell peppers?”
“That's not authentic!”
“Ya've burned it!!!”
Hai laughed, glancing over at the older firebender. “So when d'ya think we should tell 'em where the remote is?” Shaozu shrugged. “They'll find it eventually.”
