#theflutteryay

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Congratz on your promotion bro! You truly deserve it! I know the Scatman Song, even though I was 2 when it came out. And Twister is a pretty good movie, though I was too young to see it in theatres.

Thanks, buddy! Honestly, I’m surprised they gave it to me. Like, I did okay on the interview, but I didn’t really prepare for it or anything. I just kinda showed up balls to the wall. What can I say, I’m the master of bullshit. 

See? You’re cool. You know the Scatman song. And it doesn’t matter if you didn’t get to see it on the big screen. I like a lot of movies that I wasn’t old enough (or even born) to see in the theaters. That’s why I think it’s pretty awesome that some theaters show older films to capture that experience. 

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Hi! I hope you're doing alright in summer-weather hell-season. If you need help staying cool, I can send stock photos of glaciers and ice-cubes. :P

So far so good! It’s finally starting to hit 110 so there’s no denying it anymore. Time to go into full SUMMER MODE, which means not going outside during the day unless absolutely necessary.

Oh, I saw the first Palo Verde Beetle of the year! At least, I think that’s what it was. He was a little on the small side so it may have been a large roach. 

I could always use stock photos of glaciers and ice in general.

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Congratz on your marriage! You two make a lovely couple!

Thanks, buddy! Not only is he a doctor but he plays the guitar. Fucking rock ‘n roll doctor. 

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You were right, I needed that video! I just got done with the most aggravating duolingo french lesson. :D Good luck with all the dental stuff still. You can get through this!

It’s a pretty great video, I watched it probably a thousand times at least. Can you imagine it being 1905 and hearing that shit? I would have been tearing it UP, they would have had to arrest me for showing my ankles or something. 

This one is also awesome.

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*nature documentary commentator voice* "Ahh, what a beautiful bee. You can tell by its flashy syringe tail that this is the fables Uncanny Valley Bee. A dangerously rare species. It re-populates by injecting the seminal fluids right into the submissive's eyeballs, for all Uncanny Valley Bees are hermaphrodites." You look good for someone over 50! More like level 50 in awesome! My parents watch Matlock dubbed in German. Weird how it's a universal old-people thing.

I actually cringed at the thought that the bee injects seminal fluid into a victim’s eye juice. Nice work! 

I’m pretty much pickled at this point, which is why I haven’t aged too badly in over 50 years. I’m giving Lenin a run for his money. 

Ah, Matlock must have some kind of subliminal old-people messages that compels them to watch. Kinda scary!

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S'up, more like s'upper, am I right? It's not Halloween yet, but we can sure sup on candy if we want. :P

Candy for dinner? Sign me the fuck up! Speaking of Halloween, I plan to put up my Halloween decorations this weekend. Last year, I didn’t even put them up because I was so stressed out about my job. I’m gonna make up for that lost time!

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Sheesh, Mad Dog! That sounds scary and awful. Take care and stay safe.

Thanks, bro! Yeah, it’s kinda scary. Luckily, my landlord is aware of the situation and he’s gonna ask the cops to patrol at night. I guess he also knows a security guard who might be able to watch at night. In the meantime, we’re making sure our doors are locked and all that good stuff. 

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So THAT'S how one inserts foam finger into their anus. I've been doing it wrong all this time! Now what do I do with all that extra spaghetti?! The bumper sticker idea sounds fun, but could go wrong if you're caught. xD I've got 2 of the empty speech-bubble comics ready so far and I'm working on the rest.

Glad to help! The best way is the safe way, plus you have more spaghetti to spend on other activities. 

The sticker idea could go horribly awry, especially when you’re not the stealthiest motherfucker on the planet. If anyone else decides to do this, I would urge them to go with a buddy or two. Again, safety is key. 

All right! I can’t wait to see your Skeletor speech bubble pieces! I think it’ll be a lot of fun!