#thefyuzhe

[butterkeaton]

i still can't process that i was driving by captain kirk himself!!! when i realized it was him as we pulled up beside him, i just stared and couldn't even say anything out of shock. i wish i could have said something funny but he was on the phone and looked back at me (honestly he looked a little annoyed lol). we made an attempt to sort of follow him but he was in his porsche and was able to lose us pretty fast!! (it was also a busy street so let me emphasize this was not as creepy as it sounds)

[chaplinandkeaton]

thefyuzhe replied to your post “My mom and dad: “Make yourself pretty [by putting on make-up]”.  Wow...”

Don't take it to heart. That's what parents do. Mine? My mom ALWAYS said I needed to wear a girdle!! c'est la vie. (i ignored her btw)

I hear what you’re saying, it’s just not a nice thing to say imo. I already feel totally insecure about my body and I am overly aware of the way my body looks, and I hate it. They’re saying that women are only pretty when they wear make-up and that it’s non-optional, because “That’s what women do”. 

They think they’re being nice and giving me a compliment (after I put on MORE make-up) when they’re saying things like: “Look at yourself, you’re so beautiful right now! You should do this every day!”

They’re literally saying that when I’m wearing more make-up, I’m beautiful, and when I’m not, I’m not beautiful.

What you’re mother said is also not a nice thing to say, just not okay. 

[chaplinandkeaton]

thefyuzhe replied to your post “Are one of these sentences correct?”

#1 sounds fine

THANK UUUU! I really wanted that one to be correct hahah. Didn’t wanna re-record my vocals for one of my songs.

[chaplinandkeaton]

thefyuzhe replied to your post “Bald white men are definitely a trigger for me. Every time I see one...”

So sorry this is still happening. Have you filed a police complaint/restraining order?

Thanks (: But no, I meant that it’s still trigger even though all that crap happened 2,5 years ago. He stopped talking to me when I told him that he was sexually harassing me. Thank god!

[chaplinandkeaton]

thefyuzhe

replied to your post“Dear Americans,”

Ain't it awesome!!!???

Haha! It’s pretty dope, I mean who doesn’t love fried food, but I don’t wanna gain 23859120380419 kg/lbs :p

[techspeed]

thefyuzhe said: Sherlock Jr.

i did actually get her to agree to watch a silent film with me!! i convinced her it would be something short and kind of hinted at around ~20 minutes but we’re gonna be plastered so i mean, who can tell

tbh i might have her watch the cook with me if i can find a nice-looking version online

[techspeed]

thefyuzhe said: :(

pretending to be in glengarry glen ross helps me

(also the work is pretty good and i’m paid nicely even though i don’t get commission and i don’t get great hours but i don’t like myself when i’m not working so it is better than nothing, and better than my other job anyway)

[techspeed]

thefyuzhe said: yes he managed the dry humor even in his autobiography

it is very bizarre and just a bit charming