#thegildedseashell

[krakenmaron]

[text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. (from robb)

robb the knob: yeah, a PhD in being a total dumbass, maybe

robb the knob: sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat when i remember the fact that one day the political future of the north will rest on your Dr Mcdreamy-loving shoulders

[krakenmaron]

⁇ [from robb]

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

to robb the knob @ 10:17pm: haha fucK yOU hte winterfell wolves lost aGAIN to robb the knob @ 10:17pm: will the pyke raiders evr lose our iron girp on vicotry? NO!to robb the knob @ 10:17pm: hope ur cryin x

[starksansc]

☎ [ talla ]

NAME:

future sis in law

RINGTONE:

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Only because it’s you…

LAST TEXT SENT:

Thank you! Trust me your pieces will be going to a great cause. ME! 

[starksansc]

☎ [robb]

NAME:

broski

RINGTONE: 

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What should I do??

LAST TEXT SENT:

Just take her on a normal date and try not to be a dick! You got this.

[roseloras]

[text] We’re not watching Frozen again. (from talla)

loml: agreed - if I cry again in front u about queen elsa i will never be able to redeem myself

loml: unfortunately (or fortunately idk your life) for u i am on a strict diet of 90s rom coms at the moment and if i watch anything else i’ll die so that narrows down our choices a bit 

[krakenmaron]

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis.

jeyne: thats so rude 😤🥺

jeyne: rollam taught me how to use emojis when i came to stay with you guys

jeyne: please have some respect for his craft  🐠🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐋🦈🐬🐟🐚

[leopardsylva]

[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? (from desmera)

desmera fucking redwyne: im a rotten cook, so i cant bribe u with food

desmera fucking redwyne: and i paid the last part of my rent in coins this week, so i cant bribe u with money

desmera fucking redwyne: im running out of options c;

[krakenmaron]

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Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

to 🐚jeyne westerling @ 10:44am:If a hypothetical friend of mine was taking a hypothetical trip to Oldtown for a week in February where would be the hypothetical best place for him to book an apartment that would be close to where a hypothetical old friend lives so they can see each other as much as possibleto 🐚 jeyne westerling @ 10:44am: 😏😏