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KΘΣCHEI try to stop an alien invasion

Ko slouch-walks over to the counter. "Uhm, I am Koschei." Ocular dilation, that's weird. It could be a result of the parasite. "I am married to this totally normal human friend of yours." They extends their hand in the customary human gesture, and right before she grabs it adds: "Oh, and you will obey me."

They cannot trust the parasite to tell them the truth, so if they bypass the consciousness of this human girl, it should all go more smoothly. 

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Usually, Theta would be mildly offended that Koschei had spat out the bread. They would make an exception for dangerous possibly-mind-controlling plant, though. "{And what if it's planted itself so deeply into the local subconscious that nobody knows it's not supposed to be there?}"

"{That's what I've been thinking." Кощзи thought a bit. "{Do you think, perhaps... no, it's useless to start guessing before we have any information. Let's go!}"

They throws on a jacket and pauses before they leave -- they's only wearing a plain t-shirt, and that's far more casual than Ko would usually leave the house in. But they is unsure if they should get immediately onto solving the problem, or if they should switch. They wait at the door not saying what they're thinking allowing Theta to make the decision if they even notice what they's wearing.

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"{No, but EVERYTHING IS GOURD FLAVOURED AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND.}" Theta goes to make a swooping hand gesture, but had to reach and catch the bread before it hit the floor. "{Like, hot caffeine drinks, bread, cookies, scones, muffins, pretty much everything we do in the shop, anything you can drink or smell or burn! It's like a virus or something!}"

"{Maybe it is!}" Кощзи quickly jumped up from their work, though as soon as they were up they put al of their things they'd been working on and jut scattered back on the desk, and then jumped over to a trash-can and spat out the bread.

"{What if there is something terribly and dangerously wrong about this."

They hoped that the spitting out of the bread wouldn't offend their husband, but the idea had been planted that it was, in fact, trying to take over everyone's minds. And the fact that Кощзи liking the taste of a plant made them even more suspicious.

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"{Koschei. /Koschei./ Try this.}" Theta offers them a slice of pumpkin bread, still slightly warm and much too close to their face. "{I was on making them at the bakery today and /they have a gourd in them./}"

"{Do you have to remind me of the ingredients of things when you make them?" Ko, despite being concerned at the prospect of eating something like that, had to admit that it smelled delicious.

Also, Ko was working on something, and decided to, instead of stopping that work to eat the treat, simply to take a bite of it in Theta's hand.

They couldn't get the sounds out to speak Gallifreyan quite right with the soft pumpkin bread in their mouth: "It'th ve-ie good, Thay-a." They says, dropping a few crumbs to their lap, which they pick up with their fingers and eat. Then they swallows. "Very good in deed."

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