#thegreatbenholio

[dimitrihawthorne-blog]

❖

Dimitri was arguably closest with Romeo out of the Montague family, but he couldn’t deny that Benvolio was also enjoyable company. A good few shots in, the men were laughing and practically falling on top of each other. “No, I’m not lying when I tell you that’s what happened! The blonde bitch just came out of nowhere and --” Dimitri began saying, before he and Benvolio needed to hold hands to steady themselves. “Where was I?” Dimitri asked, but the young Montague was so close to him... and Dimitri was slightly curious as to what kissing a guy might be like.

Send me a ❖ and my muse will kiss yours

[heirofmontague]

would you rather shove your hand up my ass or Mercutio's?

Both. I got two hands, don’t I?

[heirofmontague]

whichever ones you want, nugget princess romeo

angry text:

12:08 am: so ur gonna tell everyone under the sun about the fight except ur ‘best friend’

12:10 am: right i see you

confused text:

11:21 pm: whERE THE HELL DO U KEEP YOUR CONDOMS

11:23 pm: i ran out and your room is so clean i can’t find anYTHING

excited text:

2:54 pm: so i met a girl????

2:55 pm: i think i’m fucked, ben

2:56 pm: i like, wanna hold her hand and shit???

fearful text:

4:34 pm: I LITERALLY WANT TO MARRY HER WHAT IS GOING ON

normal text:

4:02 am: where are you i want to touch ur pretty pretty hair

are you serious text:

7:32 am: why the fuck is hamlet asleep in ur bed

happy text:

12:04 pm: i wake up and see the dishwasher unloaded???

12:05 pm: please never leave me

a text meant for someone else:

3:12 am: [dick pic]

3:15 am: lol not 4 u baby

3:17 am: nothing u haven’t seen before tho amirite

envious text:

4:38 am: hahahate how my parents prefer you over me :)

gossipy text:

9:22 pm: did you hear that tybalt stopped being a fuck head?

9:23 pm: lol me either

heartfelt text:

6:05 pm: i love the ever living shit out of u

6:06 pm: and i would be so fucking lost without u

[sweetmistressmargaret-blog]

? !? ➳

?- for a confused text

Why are you so much better than your brother?

!?- for an excited text

Did you hear about Romeo and Juliet?!

➳- for a fearful text

Did your brother send someone after me? There’s been a huge guy following me all day....

[mercutioguerra]

All the texts!!!! (Luv u)

∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)

(10:31 pm) Mercutio: rmember thgt time we talked abt suckign dick 4 sandwiches(10:34 pm) Mercutio: wanna do that(10:48 pm) Mercutio: wAIT no homo(10:53 pm) Mercutio: i think??

# - For an angry text.

(11:04 am) Mercutio: don’t bother coming over later. just don’t. fuck this.

♦ - For a rushed text.

(4:56 pm) Mercutio: yOU GOT IN A FIGH t WITH HAMLET>? CALL ME ASAP 

x - For a secret text.

(8:17 pm) Mercutio: I know romeo and I tease you a lot, but.(8:17 pm) Mercutio: I really do love you.message(s) not sent

♥ - For a regular text.

(4:20 pm) Mercutio: BLAZE IT

* - For an early morning text.

(7:01 am) Mercutio: GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, how’s ur hangover?

XD - For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

(3:12 pm) Mercutio: guess what??(3:14 pm) Mercutio: romeo just fell down a flight of stairs(3:14 pm) Mercutio: where are you??

[peacefulcapulet-blog]

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drunk text -

[text | 3:33am] THIS COULD BE THE[text | 3:33am] START[text | 3:33am] OF SOMETHING NEW [text | 3:34am] IT FEELSSO RIGHT TO Be[text | 3:34am] Here with [text | 3:39am] U[text | 3:46am] Where did U go its ur cue

late night text -

[text | 11:14pm] Heres one for you[text | 11:14pm] Why did the chicken cross the road???[text | 11:15pm] Bc the car was being too BenSLOWlio

[heirofmontague]

ALL OF THE TEXTS B/C MONTACREW

Morning text:

6:33 am: bEN. i’M STILL UP FROM LAST NIGHT. THERE IS NO FOOD IN THIS HOUSE. CAN WE PLEEEASE GET DONUTS. WHERE IS MERCUTIO

Text that wasn’t sent (or finished because wtf):

9:32 pm: Ok but get this. GET THIS. We can literally build a catapult and put like, tiny humans in it and then we cou-

Rushed text:

2:46 pm: on god if one more fuckin great aunt asks me when i’m getting married i will sWING BEN

Drunk text:

3:04 am: u know what’s a gre at song

3:05 am: tik tok by kseha

3:06 am: i miss 2009. taaake me bck 

3:07 am: like marty mcgly

3:08 am: fcku mfcyl

3:09 am: fuck

Late night text:

4:54 am: so do u believe in aliens or nah

Hateful text:

5:36 pm: bENNY WHAT THE FUCK. YOu’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY WINGMAN. YOU CAN’T FUCKING COCKBLOCK ME LIKE THAT DUDE. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY NUMBER ONE BRO.

5:37 pm: what the actual fuck.