fresh to death

“– we were young & drinking in the park; there was nowhere else to go

[sweetmistressmargaret-blog]

“You can me, kid. I’ll kick your ass.”

[mercutioguerra]

"Sorry, but we both know that if anyone's doing any ass kicking around here, it's me.

[hxrmia-blog]

      ❛     Don’t worry about it, it’s a seclusive thing, and apparently I’m the lucky winner. Trust me, you’ll love him. You’re pretty similar, really.   ❜

[mercutioguerra]

"You're sure? Well, okay, may as well give it a shot. What do you mean, we're similar?"

[theyganona]

“I think that he could handle it. Maybe some tough love is what he needs.”

[mercutioguerra]

"I never thought the day would come," Mercutio gasped, feigning surprise. "Valentine Guerra, being the mean sibling? This is new."

[slysander-deactivated20170109]

“Of course you did, I’ve only had to remind you five times.”

“London.”

[mercutioguerra]

"London, right." He nodded, making a mental note so he wouldn't forget. Again. "Right, Lysander, I'll remember it now. Probably. Maybe."

[enamoreddreamer-blog]

“I suppose to be alone? And you have the attitude as well.”

[mercutioguerra]

"Well, I know I'm pretty, so why would I pretend not to? Also, being along is a terrible thing. Why would you want that?"

[sweetmistressmargaret-blog]

“Obviously you underestimate me. It will be your ass that is kicked.”

[mercutioguerra]

"Is that a yes? 'Cause I can't wait to see you lose."

[valeriacastillo]

Is this some tactic to keep people on their toes and keep them interested?

[mercutioguerra]

Well, are you still interested?

[sweetmistressmargaret-blog]

“Your suggestion, not mine.”

[mercutioguerra]

"I mean, if you're into it, we could order a pizza or something and I could kick your ass at some video games."

[lvcette-deactivated20160810]

A very selective group of people, but yes. People. 

[mercutioguerra]

And while you may believe that group lacks in quantity, it sure makes up for it in quality. I guess I'm one of those people you either love or hate -- no in-between.

[enamoreddreamer-blog]

“I haven’t played it in a while unless hiding from people counts as hide-and-seek.”

“Are you a model?”

[mercutioguerra]

"Why is someone like you running around and hiding from people? And no, I wish. It might just be my ego talking, but I certainly have the looks for it."

[sweetmistressmargaret-blog]

“Our cycles must’ve synced.”

[mercutioguerra]

"Oh, isn't that just the cutest? Maybe we can have a slumber party and braid each other's hair!"

[fairemilia-blog]

The venom can kill an elephant in four seconds, if you’re willing to play Russian Roulette, be my guest.

[mercutioguerra]

I'll take my chances. I'm a very lucky person, actually.

[valeriacastillo]

I never expected anything of you, Mercutio.

[mercutioguerra]

Good. The only thing you should expect with me is the unexpected.

[hxrmia-blog]

       ❛     Cute as a button, I promise. And believe me when I say he’s single —— in fact, he’s too single. After all, if he has a enough time to barge into my life and attempt to dictate it as his own, I’m sure he could spare a few precious hours of his time to spend it with you. But, hey, I’m just trying to get you a hot date.   ❜

[mercutioguerra]

"Cute as a button, 'eh? We're a perfect match. What do you mean, though -- barging into your life? I don't know if I can handle someone with so much free time on his hands. He might be a little clingy."

[missmirandadewitt-deactivated20]

You know, as far as this goes, I’m pretty sure I’m socially in the right right now and you’re being an asshole, but hey, that’s nothing on me, right? [She rolls her eyes.] Please, I’ve known a million guys like you and you’re not scary and you’re not impressive. Besides, I’ve done self-defense and I was on the rowing team for four years–I can throw a punch.

[mercutioguerra]

Honey, I'm always an asshole. Get used to it or get out. I'm not trying to impress anyone, I'm trying to be honest. You may be able to throw a punch, but can you take one? I doubt it. And it would be a shame to hurt such a pretty face.

[slysander-deactivated20170109]

“It’s Lysander, Mercutio.”

[mercutioguerra]

"...Right. Lysander. I knew that. Where did you come from, again?"

[coldfirerosaline-blog]

“No, I just like to think ahead and adjust my behavior accordingly.”

[mercutioguerra]

"Fair enough. I guess the world needs some rational people."