#thegreenhouse

[thegreenhouseoflove]

That dumb fucking himbo that I hate. I hate him. Ugh. Starts kissing him sloppily.

[yamneko]

We bought An Old House, and it has more issues wrong with it than we thought, but one of the more hilarious things, you can see easily, is all the Landlord Paint job around the house. 

Like truly terrible did not try levels of paint job in some places. 

Also, only 3 of the 10 windows upstairs opens. Several have the rope cut and others are just... sealed shut? Not sure.  All of the closets are terrible, and the downstairs bathroom is something frightening. 

[mypersonalwip]

"People like you are so rare, did you know that?" He spoke, while tending to his still growing buttercups.

Henry didn't know what to say. Instead of addressing it, he continued on with his task- feeding the fishes in the tiny pond that's placed in the middle of the garden.

Mr. Hitoshi chuckled.

"Tell me boy, is there a gaping hole in your heart? Is that why you help people without a second thought? To fill the emptiness?"

The look of confusion on Henry's face seems to be all the answer that Mr. Hitoshi needed.

He gazed at Henry with a look of understanding. This boy is like a daisy. Growing in world that may want to pluck him away from his home, hurting him in the process.

"How about you?" Henry queried.

Mr Hitoshi stopped whatever he was doing, thinking of a respond.

"Well, I used to be just like you, full of hope and faithful towards humanity. But, as I grow older, I understand that the world isn't sugar, spice and everything nice. What happened, changed me greatly"

His shoulder went slack as he recalls pas events, the deeds that's been done.

Breathing out a sigh, he continued on with whatever he was doing, as if the moment of vulnerability never happened.

But something doesn't sit right at Henry's end. Mr Hitoshi seems like he needed to be comforted but Henry isn't exactly the greatest in that department, so he's not sure what to say.

However, he's always good at one thing, distractions.

"Uhm, did you know one of the flower meanings of a buttercup is humility?"

Mr Hitoshi smiled at the attempt, "Really now? Do tell"

[saospeaksvolumes]

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[tardisintheupsidedown]

me @ math

[thegreenhouse-aps]

BD Sur Les Murs 2017

[thegreenhouseoflove]

Evil Scary enjoyers, how is the game mode fun? Defend it.

[thegreenhouseoflove]

This is Hamken, a skin for the killer Harken in the Roblox game Die of Death. When I was playing Die of Death yesterday, somebody asked how many calories Hamken would be if you ate her. Originally, I got 5,760 calories, which is almost 3 times the daily recommended calorie intake. This is not only WRONG, but also wrong by about 10k+ calories.

Assuming that the Die of Death Civilians are similar in height to the average American citizen - which varies heavily based off of sex - we can say that Civilians are around 5'6, or about 167 cms in height. Harken - and by extension Hamken - is a Civilian-and-a-half tall, which would make her around 9 feet tall, or 274 cms in height. Assuming that Hamken is a basic turkey sandwich, including butter, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, turkey and cheese, that sandwich is 0.78 inches tall, or 2 cms. When converting 274 cms into inches, you get ~107 inches. This would mean that Hamken is ~83 turkey sandwiches tall. The average turkey sandwich in calories is around 320 calories.

When timzing 320 by 83, you get 26,560 calories, which is about 7 kg. Now, that might not seem like a lot, put let us compare it to the daily recommended intake!

2,000 for women, 2,500 for men. A FAMILY OF FOUR NEEDS TO EAT AROUND 8,000 - 10,000 CALORIES A DAY.

To put that into even more comparison, the average McDonalds meal (consisting of a Big Mac, Medium Fries and a Medium Drink of Coca-Cola) is at MOST 1,500 calories. HAMKEN IS MORE THAN 12 TIMES MORE CALORIE-DENSE THAN A MCDONALDS MEAL.

To conclude: Don't eat Hamken.

Edit: Feel free to correct my math anywhere if it's incorrect. Do let me know! :D