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theguygardner replied to your post:"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it comes out your mouth. You’ll be tasting your own leather-hinted shit for a week."
"I'm just saying, more craft beer will bring in much more business. Plus, imagine the sheer amount of money that can be made from hipsters by putting in PBR."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"And your bar serves crap beer."
theguygardner replied to your post:
GOOD CHOICE, BABE. I LOVE YOU.
Love you too, dork.
Hey. Food's on the counter. Should still be warm.
[ flips his phone to vibrate bc he's gonna get in some uninterrupted snuggle time with Guy. ]
[ kisses up ]
[ hums and cups his face happily. ]
Hey, handsome.
[ text: ♥ ] guy i'm too lazy to go out tonight
[ text: ♥ ] bring something home for us bc i know you know where to get the good booze