#theholidaydevil

[birdofsouls]

“Cursed and Blessed” by Pauline Voß

[acephalousantics]

theholidaydevil replied to your post: “Humans are doing such a terrible job at taking...

I’m not complaining. Fuck the snow. Soon all of the humans will die and we’ll take over on the new fire planet.

“Yeah, except that I smell like a corpse in the sun when summer comes around, and I don’t particularly enjoy smelling myself more than I can smell anything else. It’s ridiculous. I should be able to enjoy 3/4 of the year, not barely half of it.”

[flossinspector]

"Wait, how old are you?"

“How old am… What. Why? Are you IDing me for something?”

[flossinspector]

theholidaydevil replied to your post: Why /are/ birds?

but why are anything??

Who the fuck invited you to this conversation?

[flossinspector]

theholidaydevil replied to your post: Is it easier to get to your lady parts during your...

I can lick my dick better after I shed.

“I... The same does not apply to me. And I most definitely didn’t need to know that.”

[fallen-guardian]

■

Send me a ■ and the muse will say aloud the first thing they think internally about your character.

Andras: "Are we friends or what? I don't even know anymore."

Aileana: "I bet I could take 'im."

[fallen-guardian]

❣

Send me a ❣ and I'll gauge my character's attraction to yours at this point in time

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[fallen-guardian]

@theholidaydevil replied to your post: Aileana what's your favorite sex position?

“Mounting from behind is better though.”

"No way'm I lettin' anyone have that much control over me!"