The start of hoo-k-up stories 狐客扑小故事开张啦
大家好～我是狐客扑小故事的Lanxy。这个博客大约是用来记录我和我的淘气闺蜜们各种羞羞的故事。
Hi everyone~ This is Lanxy from the Hoo-k-up stories. This tumblr is probably used to record hookup/dating/anything sexual from me and my naughty besties.
如果你喜欢二十出头的浪荡姑娘给你讲小黄段子，如果你喜欢通过羞羞的小故事学语言，如果你喜欢看各种美好而年轻的肉体，那就欢迎你关注狐客扑～
If you love listening to 20-something-slutty-chicks telling naughty jokes; if you love learning languages from sexy stories; if you love viewing young and attractive figures. We’d love you to follow us~
未满十八岁的请不要驻留本博客，姐姐会把你赶出去哦～
If you are under 18, please stay away from this tumblr, otherwise we will kick uuuuuuuuuu out.
不管你觉得啪啪啪是基本生理需求还是婚后繁育行为，不管你喜欢的是姑娘还是汉子还是酷儿，不管你信什么或者不信什么，喜欢小女子们的客官请多多关注我们，不喜欢的小混蛋们请出门左转不要来这里叨叨。
No matter what you believe, sex can be basic human desire or sacred post-marriage reproduction process; people can fall in love with ladies, gentlemen, or queers; religious fellows and atheists exist in the world anyway, if you like our girls, feel free to follow/message/comment us. For assholes who like to blah blah blah, fuck off.
让我们一起来啪啪啪而不是打打打。
Make love, don’t fight.
我是Lanxy，以上是本人的真心话哟。
I am Lanxy, and I approve this message.