#theinnocentpapyrus

[citrusbones]

i should hang out with a buddy, who’s real out of this world.

[plumattacks]

@the-innocent-papyrus , @pickyourbones

seriously? both of you laze around like my brother does? 

[coolmusesquad-moved-blog]

murasakiibb replied to your post: THE GREAT ROAN PAPYRUS!

[the-innocent-papyrus] I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HONORED!!!

WOW! I AM SO HAPPY! BUT, I AM NOT LIKE, CRYING WITH JOY OR ANYTHING, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD!

[whatislv]

Dear person I like,

Gonna sit right down and write me a letter...

[Amidst some colorful paper cranes, there's a paper airplane folded crisply and laying on it's side.You get the impression it's been forgotten just by the sheer disorganization of all these funny paper shapes.Dis... origamization? Whatever.]

[As there are clearly words written on the airplane, you go to unfold it, and...Some Monster Candy falls out. How does he-- Whatever!]

[The word content isn't any more rewarding, not really.There's a bunch of dumb puns written down again, one after the other in a way that's just as disorganized as his desk. Maybe this one wasn't meant for sending...?]

[There IS an interesting bit towards the bottom, though.]

you did a pretty cool thing for me, you know?i won't forget it.

sorry i backed off before getting back to you. figured if i did, i'd have just ended up being a jerk to you too.i'm... uh. starting to feel a little better, i guess. but i get the feeling this'll be one of those things where it gets worse before it gets better.don't worry though. for being a one-hit wonder, i'm pretty tough.

[...There's space underneath to keep writing. Guess he just wasn't done with it yet.]

[holdusfast-a]

@the-innocent-papyrus

ahm... you are wanting I come home right now an try help?

[citrusbones]

@the-innocent-papyrus replied to your post: *i can't speak for /everyone/ you know, but: hey...

*yep. sans the skeleton’s my original name. i go by orion for simplicity’s sake. turns out this site’s somehow connected to the multiverse and there’s a skeleTON of sans and papyruses out there.

...honestly, this is the least strange thing i’ve heard today. and i can accept this easier because i already have some theories about alternate stuff.

man.

 if this shit ever reaches my bro, its gonna blow his mind.

[citrusbones]

*i can't speak for /everyone/ you know, but: hey i'm sans, also known as orion. you've dropped by my alphys's anime streams from time to time, so that's where we know you from. (you're still welcome to drop by 'em anytime, memory fuckery or no btw) -the-innocent-papyrus

met ya’ll in an anime stream, eh? I can see, that, considering me and ‘dyn-

wait

did you just call yourself SANS?

[citrusbones]

@the-innocent-papyrus replied to your post: the fucks an AIM?

*i dunno, i can’t aim worth a damn. heh heh heh.

i was asking an actual question, but i’ll let that one slide