#thejoggingdead

[herecomesnaya]

The new deathstroke was so good but the panels where he's just fucking. lounging in a chair, drinking wine out of a goblet. fuck I'm so thirsty dude they were great

“fuck I’m so thirsty dude” —Slade, while slorpin down that delicious Blood of Christ

he was really so Extra in this one, the artist sure does know how to lovingly render that hella sculpted old man chest and grizzled dadly face, I love it

[dadvans]

you give off like... cool uncle vibes. uncle dadvans arrives with 50k words of college morty fic. ur followers are adults who wanna be like u when they grow up. sometimes u come around in a cool hawaiian shirt with a dog. it isnt urs but we dont question it. u sit on the couch and eat ice cream with the dog

wonderful kind people on tumblr dot com: we look up to you!

me, a small child lost in the supermarket who has been living off of the sugary cereals on the bottom row of the cereal aisle for the past two weeks instead of asking for help:

a lot of the relationships i’ve made on tumblr and through fandom have honestly helped me stay strong and grow.

also if u r imagining me with a cone of soft serve but also carrying a cone of soft serve for a dog and we are both wearing party hats??? #ultimategoals tbh

[jonbutter]

thejoggingdead replied to your post: “trailer: hey here’s a kids movie about magic & junk me: ehhh trailer:...”:

WHAT MOVIE JON

The House with a Clock in its Walls

[jonbutter]

thejoggingdead replied to your post: “coming this fall, 2020: Saved By the Bell, the Ironic R-Rated Movie...”:

after these relatable hangover clones bomb theyre gonna remake police academy and the naked gun just watch

i've seen 4 police academy movies and the jokes are 2 racist 2 furious to recreate today, hell it would've been controversial if they tried to remake it ten years ago

[zimiestef]

thejoggingdead replied to your post “Sorry I'm a bit confused and it's alright if you don't want to share...”

I had the same job in mid july. it was murder and I quit very quickly

TBH I wouldnt mind quitting but there isnt a better job in better conditions around here. If I can get my permit and car  and junk, I’ll have a better chance getting abetter job

[sludgebat]

Goddammit doc. I watched so much good eats as a kid and u were the one who made me realize I had grown attracted to altpn brown like. Fuck. I don't deserve this I just wanna watch him make food why does this keep happening

im glad i could be some part of awakening this in u

[sludgebat]

Hey doc, I kept watch on that light the whole time it was up? It was super bright and concentrated on one area? And it didn't dissipate, its just... Stopped

[zimiestef]

Fiiiiiight me scrublord