#thejxrk

[pantslessoptimism-archive-blog]

[text] did you know if you put every single fuck I gave in a box you’d have an empty box

{text; big bad grump} Yes well, look at all the fucks I give about the fucks you give. Besides, you must give at least one fuck since you texted me yo.

[mothergrimesarchive-blog]

"Piss off!"

"Say that again, I dare you" The woman almost shouted. "You can;t tell me to leave just because you aren't man enough to face the truth!"

[weisswiederschnee-blog]

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"Well, well. Look who finally decided to show up?"

[daedaluscried]

thejxrk

She instinctively flinched. Strangers never ceased to frighten Ari.

[cnedge]

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Munday questions!

＠ - Your top 3 favorite celebrity crush? 

I'm not all that interested in Celebrities. . . but if I had to choose, it'd be; Will Mellor, Russell Howard and maybe Olly Murs? I haven't got much interest in celebrities but I LOVE comedians. So my biggest crush was Russell Howard.

[golden-masquerade]

"Are you all right?"

Whether or not this was the strangest sight in a New York alleyway was up for debate. A young woman, 30-ish, lying face down while a pack of thirty dark creatures crowded around and piled on top of her, chittering and rubbing against her. It could have easily been mistaken for someone being mobbed by a group of small dogs.

"Yeah." she answered, looking up with a smile on her face, cheeks red from laughing. "This is normal." One of the creatures closest to her face gave it a small, affectionate lick, and she returned the gesture by petting it softly. "It's okay, they don't hurt anybody."

[revenxens]

thejxrk;

                             "....Mind tellin' me where exactly I am?"