#thelildumplin

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I’m just a big dumb horny blob

[thedumplin]

Boyfriend cheated and I’m wasted, happy Wednesday

[thedumplin]

I took an anxiety med because I’ve been struggling a lot with panic attacks because of my lung disease and fell asleep.

Apparently in my sleep, I ordered JUST gummy worms on DoorDash. The dasher was ringing the doorbell multiple times and was banging on the door, so my neighbor came to check on me and I had a full conversation with him. I remember none of this. The only reason I know any of this, is because my neighbor called my boyfriend who came home to check on me and make sure I was okay.

Which I was, as I was blissfully sleeping, with no recollection, cuddling with my gummy worms, with no memory of how they got there.

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