#thelimpingdoctor

[bogleech]

Since you like broccoli slaw, have you tried raw rutabaga? They taste like extra sweet broccoli stems

oh I somehow always assumed rutabaga was like a really bitter or sour food for some reason

[captainlordauditor]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post “why can't we make fun of the booster seat, i mean its pretty...”

He's 5'7" which is average height but generally yeah

Average height for a man in the US is 5′9. Like yeah using a booster seat is ridiculous but it’s ridiculous because either a)that chair was made for someone so large someone who’s 5′7 can’t sit in it or b)we place so much of our masculinity on height that someone who’s 5′7 feels the need to use a booster seat. It’s fucking tragic.

[bogleech]

I tried the microwaved peanut butter m&ms. Dude, such a good texture. The shell stays cronchy and the inside is like... I don't know but it's good. Thanks!

M&M’s whole “boast” is that the shell keeps them from making a melty mess and yet they seemingly never realized it makes them cook-able. It’s like their secret true purpose.

[ruffboi-mags]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post “yo now i'm curious. what are some common variations in skull shape?”

I got a really lumpy head what's up with that

Birdie says “define lumpy” and “probably you’re just weird” and “although if you have a weird lump just at the back of your head you might have a lot of neandertal in you!” 

(obviously for a certain value of “a lot”, but)

[schmirius]

my grand children

[thezoharofficial]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post: I’m hesitant to really celebrate nonbinary markers...

There shouldn’t be any gender markers on state issued IDs.

Exactly but who's gonna tell the cis that? =\ rip

[schmirius]

@thelimpingdoctor replied to your post “hey everybody my cat actually successfully hunted a mouse that was pestering us!!!”

Shower her with rewards and praise

she got IMMEDIATE CHEESE and is currently getting the SHOULDER MASSAGE OF HER LIFE I love my small murder friend :’)

[lifetimeinafist]

thelimpingdoctor

  Damn Tim Kaine. You are a solid dude. I promise to...

He my senator he’s solid

I always wish he was a little more outspoken because his values and beliefs are so good, but he votes the right way and doesn’t take lobbyist money so...I’ll take what we can get.