#them foreigns

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BREAKING NEWS: Alan’s heard a new word, he’s not happy about it, it’s something to do with them lefty layabouts, gobby women and them foreigns, and he wants something done about it NOW.

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Let’s see:

- Angry about something

- That hasn’t actually happened

- And likely won’t

- Involving them foreigns

- Can’t trust that lot, you know

- The EU

- Unelected positions

- Tony Blair

- World War 2

- Them Germans are playing the long game

- World domination

EXPRESS BINGO!

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I'll be honest with you, I still can't believe that these people won. These people were on the *winning side*.

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"And while they're working those 20 years we should TAX them for breathing our BRITISH AIR down into their DIRTY FOREIGN LUNGS! We're not running a charity here!" (seriously though, that second paragraph, wow)

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WE EITHER DON'T KNOW HOW THESE THINGS WORK OR WE JUST DON'T CARE BUT BY GOD WE'RE ANGRY AT ALL THEM FOREIGNS EITHER WAY THE BASTARDS AAAARGH OUT MEANS OUT BREXIT MEANS BREXIT TAKE BACK CONTROL AAAAAAAARGH