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Take that, scientists! (and global…warmingists?)
“Why can’t these brown people just know their place and be grateful we let them on the telly? Why do they have to insist on banging on about their rights? Honestly, it’s as if they think their right not to be killed is somehow more important than our feeling comfortable.”
“Martial law now!” demand Express and Mail readers so aroused at the idea of troops on the streets that their nipples could be used to cut glass.
"I think it's a disgrace that the BBC are trying to ban songs as part of their long campaign to outlaw Britishness." said Dickie Bladder, Chairman of Patriots Against National Television Subversion, today.
"And to these subversive elements within the BBC let me serve warning: I promise that P.A.N.T.S. will be up 24 / 7 for this challenge. We will not rest. We will not be defeated. Just when you think P.A.N.T.S. are down, that is when we are at our most dangerous."
"We are not crackpots." he added, later.
ROYAL BABY: Contratulations on the new baby, you non-integrated, trendy, gobby, troublesome American bitch, say Express readers.
REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 16,294: “Snowflakes.”
“These bloody kids, banging on and on about climate change....but I notice they’re all wearing clothes, living in houses and not drinking water out of puddles! Fucking hypocrites, that’s what they are!”
Fortunately for Brian, Gary and Guy, the word "wanker" will always be available for use by everyone.
