Mom the Know-It-All
Once upon a time there was a mother of 2. An 8 year old and a 5 year old. The 8 year old was intelligent, well behaved and well mannered. The 5 year old was...um.....the youngest.
The 5 year old also was very inquisitive, intelligent, and challenging as hell.
This true story is about the day this mom realized that this 5 Year Old was no ordinary 5 Year. THIS 5 year old was GANGSTA!!
5 Year Old: Mom what's an adjective?
Mom: An adjective is a word that describes something
5 Year Old: Ok.
5 Year Old: Mom, do you know everything?
Mom: *Chuckles* Yes baby, I know everything
5 Year Old: Ok
Fast Forward a few months. The mom is in the middle of watching her favorite show Maury. The 5 Year Old walks up to the mom....
5 Year Old: Mom what does aggravate mean?
The mom who is JUST about to watch a woman run to the back of the stage from the SHOCK of Maury's famous 5 word phrase, isn't fully paying attention to the question her 5 Year Old just asked
Mom: Um, IDK Baby
5 Year Old: *Gasp*
She give the mom a look of utter betrayal
5 Year Old: MOOM! You said you knew everything!
Maury: You are....
The gasp alone was enough to snap the mom out of the trance but hearing her 5 Year Old say that made the mom pause.
She flashed back to a few months prior, remembering what she jokingly said to her child.
The mom BURST out laughing. One of those good laughs. Tears in the eyes. Belly in pain
The mom explained to the child that no-one knows everything and all was understood.
Legend has it the mom still doesn't know if Maury uttered 4 words or 5. Maybe next week.....
