#themintybunny

[angstymdzsthoughts]

Addition to JYL killing WWX auits A-yuan that sees the woman enter the cave. He'd been left there by granny and the others hoping he'd be safe at the cave. He isnt. He is the one to see it. He sees his Xiangege call the woman Shijie and AYuan has a splint second to recognize the pretty woman as the wonderful Jiang Yanli. He was about to run forward and greet her like Xian-gege taught him. Then tht split second is over, Jiang Yanli raises a sword and kills AYuan's parent with it. He hates then.

Babies First Trauma 

[lansizhuis]

Alternatively. NHS picks up a baby who later grows up to look, act and have fragmented memories of WWX. WWX's reincarnation is told to hide his face, wear his hair differently and to not leave the sect for cloud recesses. NHS is conflicted between trying to get WWX's memory back at the risk of harming and even losing the kid in favour of just WWX's memories. During a discussion conference WWX sneaks around and meets JL. The two fight and WWX's mask falls off. JC sees his face.

+ NHS being the one to get baby!WWX instead is also interesting! I’ve always loved the cloud recesses trio and seeing the possible NHS-WWX dynamic is a good one!

+ the whole jc!wwx au has all the humor potential with a growing up WWX but ahhh the smell of angst once he’s older and has to face more than JC and JC seeing the same features of his once-brother hnnnngggg im trash for WWX and JL’s relationship either way so it’s gonna be developed haha

[lansizhuis]

Sherlock Holmes AU for MXTX. WWX as Sherlock, JC as the long suffering Mycroft Holmes, LWJ as the silent stoic John Watson, XL as the v friendly Lestrade, and SQQ as the Done™ landlord of their home. With ensemble cast as either criminals or clients for the eager WWX who loves to study corpses.

SQQ as the landlord................................

[lansizhuis]

The yunmemgsibs deserves the world and nobody can convince me otherwise. HC that WWX is actually the best at sewing by virtue of always ripping his clothes and not wanting madam yu to find out. HC that after the Sunshot Campaign they spent one whole day swimming with the lotus in Yunmeng and laughing/crying about everything. HC that both JC and Wwx were scared of touching JYL at first not wanting to taint her but she has none of it and bulldozes them in a way thatll make madam yu v proud of her.

“JC and Wwx were scared of touching JYL at first not wanting to taint her”

me:

[lansizhuis]

Damn I wanna see me a Dad!JC to WWX. Never knew i needed it until now. The Jin!WWX is a killer but Jiang!WWX? Where he reincarnates as the true heir of YunmengJiang? Yep. Maybe hes even just a little bit younger than JL. Maybe five years younger or something. And he sisnt supposed to be in all the dangerous places hes in like Dafan but he keeps sneaking out cause he misses his dad!jc and cousin!jl. Maybe his mom died in childbirth, and JC realizes that its wwx early on and angst and hilarity go.

nfjsdjkgbjgkb crap looks like im going to open my docs now /sobs im sorry to all my other wips

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Zombie-Apocalypse!MXTX AU Where WWX n LBH n HC are child survivors of the same facility that accidentally made zombies due to wanting biological weapons. Coincidentally, those biological weapons are the same children that survived with HC being the eldest, LBH the middle and WWX, the youngest. There were other experiments that they met only theses pthers were moved. The vaccine that allows power were scattered in water and either makes u a zombie or a superhuman. XL n SQQ were their saviors. :)

wait if XL and SQQ are their saviors - what of LWJ??

[lansizhuis]

I'm guessing my previous asks was eaten but oh well. I just wanted to Suggest a Courtesan!JFM ABO AU wherein the Yunmeng Sibs were actually the children of A!YZY and A!WRH w/ O!JFM in a threesome while he was in heat or something and none of the alphas know. Cos he considers them friends and knows they are Sect Heirs with fiances he keeps the birth of the three. A-Li was the first born, from YZY the first time she had him. WWX and JC were the fraternal twins frm the heat threesome night (1/?)

yknow i think i know what’s happening hahaha tumblr usually eats asks when it’s about bottom!jfm BUT THAT WON’T STOP ME FROM MY AGENDA HAHAHA so i also wanna take this chance to thank all of you who haven’t unfollowed me yet despite my constant screaming about this looool

AND AHHHH I FINALLY GOT TO YOUR ASK THANK YOUUUU!!!!

[lansizhuis]

El Dorado AU! For the YunmengJiangDuo only theyre not wanted just being hunted down by tge Wens, and the El Dorado people are more like the Cloud Recesses and theyre not finding gold but instead the answer to immortality or an All-Cure for maybe the sick JFM n YZY, with JYL safely with JZX and snuck them out with the help of WQ. WN is the metaphorical altivo. The crazy priest could be....JGS? HAHAHA I dunno any thoughts?

oh god i dont remember el dorado anymore jkzsfkjdfbjkfb i cant believe i barely remember that amazing story im gonna need to rewatch it and relive my favorite con-men’s adventures haha