themishimishishow: Do German McDonald’s put shitty fruit in their happy meals, or are they still awesome with a normal burger, fries, and a drink? I HATE how US McDonald’s put fruit and crap in theirs! lol
- With Happy Meals here you can still choose a burger and fries (which I did), but they add some shitty fruit paste kinda crap (it comes in a little bag and it LITERALLY tastes EXACTLY like the terrible raspberry-cherry flavored cough syrup I used to have to take when I was a kid) and you also don’t get soda anymore, you have to choose between “healthy” drinks. For fuck’s sake. Kiddo me would have started a RIOT if he hadn’t been allowed to get a soda. Kids love soda, and they don’t go to McDonald’s to drink FREAKING ORANGE JUICE (unless of course they like orange juice better than soda then it’s all fine). At the very least leave them the OPTION to have a soda. But nah. I chose water, it was literally the only drink out of the ones offered that I actually CAN FREAKING DRINK (my stomach HATES all kinds of fruit juice stuff). I was only after the guinea pig toy and I can ignore Happy Meals otherwise so it’s fine, but I’m really glad I’ll never be in a situation where I’ll have to explain to my kid why they can’t have a soda along with their Happy Meal. I mean healthy kids are fine and all but seriously, MCDONALD’S FOOD IS MCDONALD’S FOOD. It ain’t healthy in the first place. And it won’t BECOME healthy by forcing kids to drink shitty fruit juice (which usually has almost as much sugar as soda anyway so what even is their point here).