#then run

[true-bean]

The European mind cannot comprehend nonchalantly standing on the side of a busy road while waiting for an opening to cross

[horseshit-posts]

Red Flags: if he doesn't like Red Hood

Also Red Flag: if he likes Red Hood

[grilledcheesebandit]

Part 2

[criminalarmadillo]

remember kids: sheep are not easily intimidated

[bitchyblue]

More red flags for girls looking for guys on dating sites

Likes or quotes Chuck Palahniuk, Vonnegut, and/or Hemingway

Business major

Lots of frat pics

History buff: obsession with WW2 or the US civil war 

Topless with animal pic (bonus if he’s picking up a puppy and kissing it while shirtless with hat backwards) i know this seems charming but in my experience it’s there to manipulate you

Puts requirements for you, especially “takes care of herself” or “fitness focused”

Extra special dog whistle for “doesn’t play games” - he means he wants to meet up and fuck immediately and you’d better not have rules about that or he’s gonna be pissed

Links his IG

[lostcybertronian]

No prompt today...

but one hell of a Marmien prompt coming at you tomorrow!

[room-of-torture]

Boss please I can't you are the boss I can't bed you

“…what? You can’t bed who now? The Headmaster??” Sam looked at the anon, confusion clearly written on her face.

“You know that the only boss around here is the short, old Asian man who lives upstairs in the manor, right? If so, you wild.”